{"id":21324,"date":"2013-06-20T15:59:55","date_gmt":"2013-06-20T19:59:55","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.madkane.com\/humor_blog\/?p=21324"},"modified":"2013-06-20T15:59:55","modified_gmt":"2013-06-20T19:59:55","slug":"subway-plunger-humor","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"http:\/\/www.madkane.com\/humor_blog\/2013\/06\/20\/subway-plunger-humor\/","title":{"rendered":"Taking The Plunge (Limerick)"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>Today on Facebook, someone posted a photo of a short, female subway rider using a plunger on the train ceiling, so she could remain standing without losing her balance.  Since I too am a short, subway-challenged woman, I was inspired to write this limerick:<\/p>\n<p>Taking The Plunge (Limerick)<br \/>\nBy Madeleine Begun Kane<\/p>\n<p>I am thinking of taking the plunge:<br \/>\nSubway plungers might help prevent lunge<br \/>\nAnd thusly forestall<br \/>\nA terrible fall.<br \/>\nBut I need one not covered in grunge.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Today on Facebook, someone posted a photo of a short, female subway rider using a plunger on the train ceiling, so she could remain standing without losing her balance. Since I too am a short, subway-challenged woman, I was inspired to write this limerick: Taking The Plunge (Limerick) By Madeleine Begun Kane I am thinking [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":[],"categories":[112,42,73,3702,6],"tags":[2123,3704,3706,3708,3705,3703,3707,360,1465],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.madkane.com\/humor_blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/21324"}],"collection":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.madkane.com\/humor_blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.madkane.com\/humor_blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.madkane.com\/humor_blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.madkane.com\/humor_blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=21324"}],"version-history":[{"count":5,"href":"http:\/\/www.madkane.com\/humor_blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/21324\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":21329,"href":"http:\/\/www.madkane.com\/humor_blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/21324\/revisions\/21329"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.madkane.com\/humor_blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=21324"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.madkane.com\/humor_blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=21324"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.madkane.com\/humor_blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=21324"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}