{"id":2132,"date":"2010-04-13T00:12:26","date_gmt":"2010-04-13T04:12:26","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.madkane.com\/humor_blog\/?p=2132"},"modified":"2010-04-13T00:12:26","modified_gmt":"2010-04-13T04:12:26","slug":"thank-you-poem","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"http:\/\/www.madkane.com\/humor_blog\/2010\/04\/13\/thank-you-poem\/","title":{"rendered":"Limerick Of Manners"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>My humorist pal <a href=\"http:\/\/www.writefunny.blogspot.com\/\">Felice Prager<\/a> had a birthday recently and, thanks to Facebook reminders, was receiving an extra large slew of birthday greetings.  When she responded to mine, she joked about writing a limerick starting with the line: &#8220;The girl who said thank you a lot &#8230;&#8221;  So of course, I did:<\/p>\n<p>Limerick Of Manners<br \/>\nBy Madeleine Begun Kane<\/p>\n<p>The girl who said thank you a lot<br \/>\nSure wanted to stop, but could not,<br \/>\nCuz she knew it ain&#8217;t right<br \/>\nTo stop acting polite.<br \/>\nSo she purchased a thanks-giving bot.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>My humorist pal Felice Prager had a birthday recently and, thanks to Facebook reminders, was receiving an extra large slew of birthday greetings. When she responded to mine, she joked about writing a limerick starting with the line: &#8220;The girl who said thank you a lot &#8230;&#8221; So of course, I did: Limerick Of Manners [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[940,77,15,757,33,42,262,3],"tags":[1273,533,1274,532,1275],"class_list":["post-2132","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-birthday-verse","category-celebrations-poetry","category-computer-humor","category-facebook-humor","category-holiday-humor","category-limericks","category-robot-humor","category-technology-humor","tag-birthday-greetings-humor","tag-computer-verse","tag-politeness","tag-technology-limerick","tag-thank-you-humor"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.madkane.com\/humor_blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/2132","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.madkane.com\/humor_blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.madkane.com\/humor_blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.madkane.com\/humor_blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.madkane.com\/humor_blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=2132"}],"version-history":[{"count":7,"href":"http:\/\/www.madkane.com\/humor_blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/2132\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":2169,"href":"http:\/\/www.madkane.com\/humor_blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/2132\/revisions\/2169"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.madkane.com\/humor_blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=2132"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.madkane.com\/humor_blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=2132"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.madkane.com\/humor_blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=2132"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}