{"id":2128,"date":"2010-04-14T14:01:59","date_gmt":"2010-04-14T18:01:59","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.madkane.com\/humor_blog\/?p=2128"},"modified":"2010-04-14T14:09:57","modified_gmt":"2010-04-14T18:09:57","slug":"half-baked-humor","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"http:\/\/www.madkane.com\/humor_blog\/2010\/04\/14\/half-baked-humor\/","title":{"rendered":"Half-Baked Limerick"},"content":{"rendered":"

I hope you\u2019ll join me in writing a limerick with this first line: <\/p>\n

There once was a baker, Lenore…<\/p><\/blockquote>\n

Here’s mine:<\/p>\n

Half-Baked Limerick
\nBy Madeleine Begun Kane<\/p>\n

There once was a baker, Lenore,
\nWho’d been baking three decades or more.
\nBut she quit. When asked why,
\nShe responded, “Hate pie!”
\nYou’d think she’d have noticed before.<\/p>\n

Please feel free to write your own limerick using the same first line and post it in my comments. And if you\u2019re on Facebook<\/a>, I hope you\u2019ll join my friends in that same activity in my Limerick-Offs.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"

I hope you\u2019ll join me in writing a limerick with this first line: There once was a baker, Lenore… Here’s mine: Half-Baked Limerick By Madeleine Begun Kane There once was a baker, Lenore, Who’d been baking three decades or more. But she quit. When asked why, She responded, “Hate pie!” You’d think she’d have noticed […]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":[],"categories":[41,104,352,103,4],"tags":[1289,599,812,497,4973,203],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.madkane.com\/humor_blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/2128"}],"collection":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.madkane.com\/humor_blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.madkane.com\/humor_blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.madkane.com\/humor_blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.madkane.com\/humor_blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=2128"}],"version-history":[{"count":8,"href":"http:\/\/www.madkane.com\/humor_blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/2128\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":2179,"href":"http:\/\/www.madkane.com\/humor_blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/2128\/revisions\/2179"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.madkane.com\/humor_blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=2128"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.madkane.com\/humor_blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=2128"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.madkane.com\/humor_blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=2128"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}