{"id":21225,"date":"2013-06-11T17:31:49","date_gmt":"2013-06-11T21:31:49","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.madkane.com\/humor_blog\/?p=21225"},"modified":"2013-06-11T17:31:49","modified_gmt":"2013-06-11T21:31:49","slug":"ironing-balls-humo","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"http:\/\/www.madkane.com\/humor_blog\/2013\/06\/11\/ironing-balls-humo\/","title":{"rendered":"This Trend Sounds Fishy (Limerick)"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>Yikes!  Scrotum Rejuvenation???  Yes, this Hollywood <a href=\" http:\/\/www.salon.com\/2013\/06\/11\/ball_ironing_is_a_thing\/\">male grooming<\/a> trend sounds fictitious, but apparently isn&#8217;t.  <\/p>\n<p>This Trend Sounds Fishy (Limerick)<br \/>\nBy Madeleine Begun Kane<\/p>\n<p>A new wrinkle in grooming appalls,<br \/>\nAnd it&#8217;s pricey &#8212; not offered in malls.<br \/>\nIt stems out of a joke<br \/>\nFrom that George Clooney bloke:<br \/>\n&#8220;Tackle-tightening&#8221; &#8212; ironing your balls.<\/p>\n<p>Note to Judd Apatow:  I&#8217;d better not see any Tackle-Tightening in the 50 Year Old Virgin.<\/p>\n<p>Note to George Clooney: Tell the truth: Were you REALLY just joking, when you said you got your balls &#8220;unwrinkled&#8221;? <\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Yikes! Scrotum Rejuvenation??? Yes, this Hollywood male grooming trend sounds fictitious, but apparently isn&#8217;t. This Trend Sounds Fishy (Limerick) By Madeleine Begun Kane A new wrinkle in grooming appalls, And it&#8217;s pricey &#8212; not offered in malls. It stems out of a joke From that George Clooney bloke: &#8220;Tackle-tightening&#8221; &#8212; ironing your balls. Note to [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":[],"categories":[51,2413,37,42,2378,68],"tags":[568,854,3680,3683,3682,2345,3679,2514,5022,4953,3681,3426,1751],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.madkane.com\/humor_blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/21225"}],"collection":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.madkane.com\/humor_blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.madkane.com\/humor_blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.madkane.com\/humor_blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.madkane.com\/humor_blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=21225"}],"version-history":[{"count":5,"href":"http:\/\/www.madkane.com\/humor_blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/21225\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":21230,"href":"http:\/\/www.madkane.com\/humor_blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/21225\/revisions\/21230"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.madkane.com\/humor_blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=21225"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.madkane.com\/humor_blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=21225"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.madkane.com\/humor_blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=21225"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}