{"id":211,"date":"2007-10-15T18:39:53","date_gmt":"2007-10-15T22:39:53","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.madkane.com\/humor_blog\/2007\/10\/15\/musical-duo\/"},"modified":"2012-05-02T01:31:07","modified_gmt":"2012-05-02T05:31:07","slug":"musical-duo","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"http:\/\/www.madkane.com\/humor_blog\/2007\/10\/15\/musical-duo\/","title":{"rendered":"Musical Duo"},"content":{"rendered":"

This pair of short, music-related verse was loosely inspired by\u00a0this week’s Totally Optional Prompt.<\/a><\/p>\n

Musical Question
\nBy Madeleine Begun Kane
\n\u00a0
\nI watch a flautist play the flute.
\nShe’s really great—there’s no dispute.
\nDistraction strikes: I know it’s moot,
\nBut why don’t lautists play the lute?<\/p>\n

Second Chair Blues (Limerick)
\nBy Madeleine Begun Kane<\/p>\n

“I play second chair symphony flute,”
\nSaid the flautist. (“My wife plays the lute.”)
\n“How I wish I had clout!
\nThen I’d fire the lout
\nWho plays first chair. He’s here cause he’s cute.”<\/p>\n

(You can find more of my song parodies here.<\/a>) <\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"

This pair of short, music-related verse was loosely inspired by\u00a0this week’s Totally Optional Prompt. Musical Question By Madeleine Begun Kane \u00a0 I watch a flautist play the flute. She’s really great—there’s no dispute. Distraction strikes: I know it’s moot, But why don’t lautists play the lute? Second Chair Blues (Limerick) By Madeleine Begun Kane “I […]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[42,24],"tags":[2992,2993,5028,1080,594,2994],"class_list":["post-211","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-limericks","category-music-humor","tag-flute-humor","tag-lute-limerick","tag-music-poems","tag-musical-instruments","tag-musical-verse","tag-symphonyhumor"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.madkane.com\/humor_blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/211","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.madkane.com\/humor_blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.madkane.com\/humor_blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.madkane.com\/humor_blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.madkane.com\/humor_blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=211"}],"version-history":[{"count":1,"href":"http:\/\/www.madkane.com\/humor_blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/211\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":13306,"href":"http:\/\/www.madkane.com\/humor_blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/211\/revisions\/13306"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.madkane.com\/humor_blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=211"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.madkane.com\/humor_blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=211"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.madkane.com\/humor_blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=211"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}