{"id":21012,"date":"2013-05-24T17:39:40","date_gmt":"2013-05-24T21:39:40","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.madkane.com\/humor_blog\/?p=21012"},"modified":"2013-05-24T17:39:40","modified_gmt":"2013-05-24T21:39:40","slug":"memorial-day-weather-humor","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"http:\/\/www.madkane.com\/humor_blog\/2013\/05\/24\/memorial-day-weather-humor\/","title":{"rendered":"Beached Plans (Limerick)"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>I sure hope your Memorial Day weekend weather&#8217;s better than ours, here in New York. <\/p>\n<p>Beached Plans (Limerick)<br \/>\nBy Madeleine Begun Kane<\/p>\n<p>Though Memorial Day is upon us,<br \/>\nWinter clothing continues to don us.<br \/>\nSo I plead and beseech:<br \/>\nKindly stop talking &#8220;beach.&#8221;<br \/>\nNew York media&#8217;s trying to con us.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>I sure hope your Memorial Day weekend weather&#8217;s better than ours, here in New York. Beached Plans (Limerick) By Madeleine Begun Kane Though Memorial Day is upon us, Winter clothing continues to don us. So I plead and beseech: Kindly stop talking &#8220;beach.&#8221; New York media&#8217;s trying to con us.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":[],"categories":[33,43,20,58,59],"tags":[4927,2097,1162,2335,2999,4918,671,3642,3643],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.madkane.com\/humor_blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/21012"}],"collection":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.madkane.com\/humor_blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.madkane.com\/humor_blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.madkane.com\/humor_blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.madkane.com\/humor_blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=21012"}],"version-history":[{"count":4,"href":"http:\/\/www.madkane.com\/humor_blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/21012\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":21016,"href":"http:\/\/www.madkane.com\/humor_blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/21012\/revisions\/21016"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.madkane.com\/humor_blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=21012"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.madkane.com\/humor_blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=21012"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.madkane.com\/humor_blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=21012"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}