{"id":210,"date":"2007-10-10T16:03:16","date_gmt":"2007-10-10T20:03:16","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.madkane.com\/humor_blog\/2007\/10\/10\/the-definitive-bad-date\/"},"modified":"2012-05-02T01:42:55","modified_gmt":"2012-05-02T05:42:55","slug":"the-definitive-bad-date","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"http:\/\/www.madkane.com\/humor_blog\/2007\/10\/10\/the-definitive-bad-date\/","title":{"rendered":"The Definitive Bad Date"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>The Definitive Bad Date (Limerick)<br \/>\nBy Madeleine Begun Kane<\/p>\n<p>A salty young gal is enraged<br \/>\nWhen she learns that her date is engaged,<br \/>\nSo she curses the fellow\u2014<br \/>\nSpews hate with a bellow,<br \/>\nThen shoots. Guess her anger ain&#8217;t staged.<\/p>\n<p><strong>NOTE: <\/strong>This limerick was loosely inspired by the <a href=\"http:\/\/totallyoptionalprompts.blogspot.com\/2007\/10\/totally-optional-prompt-by-akahito.html\">inaugural edition<\/a> of <a href=\"http:\/\/totallyoptionalprompts.blogspot.com\/\">Totally Optional Prompts, which is an outgrowth of the late, lamented Poetry Thursday.<\/a><\/p>\n<p>(You can find <a href=\"http:\/\/www.madkane.com\/bracing.html\">more of my dating humor here.<\/a>) <\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>The Definitive Bad Date (Limerick) By Madeleine Begun Kane A salty young gal is enraged When she learns that her date is engaged, So she curses the fellow\u2014 Spews hate with a bellow, Then shoots. Guess her anger ain&#8217;t staged. NOTE: This limerick was loosely inspired by the inaugural edition of Totally Optional Prompts, which [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[11,49,63,5,89,42,16],"tags":[2996,2153,495,2995],"class_list":["post-210","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-battle-of-the-sexes","category-behavior-personality","category-dating-humor","category-general","category-guns-safety-humor","category-limericks","category-relationship-humor","tag-anger","tag-date-humor","tag-men-and-women","tag-violence"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.madkane.com\/humor_blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/210","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.madkane.com\/humor_blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.madkane.com\/humor_blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.madkane.com\/humor_blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.madkane.com\/humor_blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=210"}],"version-history":[{"count":1,"href":"http:\/\/www.madkane.com\/humor_blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/210\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":13307,"href":"http:\/\/www.madkane.com\/humor_blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/210\/revisions\/13307"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.madkane.com\/humor_blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=210"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.madkane.com\/humor_blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=210"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.madkane.com\/humor_blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=210"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}