{"id":20976,"date":"2013-05-22T22:29:00","date_gmt":"2013-05-23T02:29:00","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.madkane.com\/humor_blog\/?p=20976"},"modified":"2013-05-22T22:29:00","modified_gmt":"2013-05-23T02:29:00","slug":"ballroom-dancing-humor-2","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"http:\/\/www.madkane.com\/humor_blog\/2013\/05\/22\/ballroom-dancing-humor-2\/","title":{"rendered":"Dancing With A Wild Man (Limerick)"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>Mark and I take weekly group ballroom dancing classes.  However, due to sundry symptoms, we&#8217;ve missed a bunch of them. But we finally made to a class Tuesday night, which reminded me of this:<\/p>\n<p>Dancing with A Wild Man (Limerick)<br \/>\nBy Madeleine Begun Kane<\/p>\n<p>My husband has very wild moves.<br \/>\nSo when dancing, it surely behooves<br \/>\nMe to exercise care<br \/>\nAnd really beware,<br \/>\nAs I try not to fall, while he grooves.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Mark and I take weekly group ballroom dancing classes. However, due to sundry symptoms, we&#8217;ve missed a bunch of them. But we finally made to a class Tuesday night, which reminded me of this: Dancing with A Wild Man (Limerick) By Madeleine Begun Kane My husband has very wild moves. So when dancing, it surely [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[839,42,2,30],"tags":[840,844,1088,3635],"class_list":["post-20976","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-dance-humor","category-limericks","category-marriage-humor","category-recreation-humor","tag-ballroom-dance","tag-dancing-humor","tag-husbands-wives","tag-klutziness"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.madkane.com\/humor_blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/20976","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.madkane.com\/humor_blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.madkane.com\/humor_blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.madkane.com\/humor_blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.madkane.com\/humor_blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=20976"}],"version-history":[{"count":6,"href":"http:\/\/www.madkane.com\/humor_blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/20976\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":20982,"href":"http:\/\/www.madkane.com\/humor_blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/20976\/revisions\/20982"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.madkane.com\/humor_blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=20976"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.madkane.com\/humor_blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=20976"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.madkane.com\/humor_blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=20976"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}