{"id":20965,"date":"2013-05-22T15:12:55","date_gmt":"2013-05-22T19:12:55","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.madkane.com\/humor_blog\/?p=20965"},"modified":"2014-06-25T14:05:30","modified_gmt":"2014-06-25T18:05:30","slug":"happy-national-maritime-day-limerick","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"http:\/\/www.madkane.com\/humor_blog\/2013\/05\/22\/happy-national-maritime-day-limerick\/","title":{"rendered":"Happy National Maritime Day! (Limerick)"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>A limerick about going to sea, just in time for <a href=\"http:\/\/nationalmaritimeday.org\/\">National Maritime Day<\/a>:<\/p>\n<p>A Seafarer Returns (Limerick)<br \/>\nBy Madeleine Begun Kane<\/p>\n<p>A fellow returned from the sea<br \/>\nAnd was greeted by tears from mate Leigh.<br \/>\n&#8220;I missed you,&#8221; she moaned.<br \/>\n&#8220;I sure wish you had phoned,<br \/>\nCuz your absence seemed fishy to me.&#8221;<\/p>\n<p>UPDATE: June 25 is <a href=\"http:\/\/www.imo.org\/About\/Events\/dayoftheseafarer\/Pages\/Day-of-the-Seafarer-2014.aspx\">the Day of the Seafarer.<\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>A limerick about going to sea, just in time for National Maritime Day: A Seafarer Returns (Limerick) By Madeleine Begun Kane A fellow returned from the sea And was greeted by tears from mate Leigh. &#8220;I missed you,&#8221; she moaned. &#8220;I sure wish you had phoned, Cuz your absence seemed fishy to me.&#8221; UPDATE: June [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":[],"categories":[42,1524,6],"tags":[4199,2096,3631,2097,3630,3633,5012,3634,3632],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.madkane.com\/humor_blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/20965"}],"collection":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.madkane.com\/humor_blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.madkane.com\/humor_blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.madkane.com\/humor_blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.madkane.com\/humor_blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=20965"}],"version-history":[{"count":7,"href":"http:\/\/www.madkane.com\/humor_blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/20965\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":26885,"href":"http:\/\/www.madkane.com\/humor_blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/20965\/revisions\/26885"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.madkane.com\/humor_blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=20965"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.madkane.com\/humor_blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=20965"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.madkane.com\/humor_blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=20965"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}