Facebook has changed its Timelines again — loading up our left columns with all sorts of images. But my 3-verse limerick provides the solution:<\/p>\n
Timeline Fix
\nBy Madeleine Begun Kane<\/p>\n
Facebook timelines have sunk to a crawl.
\nThey’re so slow, that I just want to bawl.
\nBut I’ve figured the reason
\nThey seems to be freezin’:
\nWith pics, FB’s littered the wall.<\/p>\n
I’m referring to pics on the left—
\nA long column of imagery heft.
\nBooks and “like” pics galore,
\nMovies, TV, and more.
\nBut it’s fixable. Don’t feel bereft!<\/p>\n
There’s an option that Facebook calls “hide”
\nFor most image groups — on their right side.
\nStrip that left column bare:
\nWith few images there,
\nIt won’t feel like your Timeline has died.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"
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