{"id":20739,"date":"2013-11-21T17:26:36","date_gmt":"2013-11-21T21:26:36","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.madkane.com\/humor_blog\/?p=20739"},"modified":"2013-11-21T17:26:36","modified_gmt":"2013-11-21T21:26:36","slug":"mars-haiku","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"http:\/\/www.madkane.com\/humor_blog\/2013\/11\/21\/mars-haiku\/","title":{"rendered":"Mars Haiku Contest Results"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>Earlier this year, NASA held a Mars haiku contest, which was managed by the University of Colorado. You can read the <a href=\"http:\/\/lasp.colorado.edu\/maven\/goingtomars\/send-your-name\/contest-winners\/\">winning Mars haiku entries here.<\/a><\/p>\n<p>I didn&#8217;t win, but my second haiku (the sappy one) got just enough votes to qualify to be included in the DVD that will accompany MAVEN on its journey to and around the Red Planet.<\/p>\n<p>Here are my two entries:<\/p>\n<p>Sorry to barge in.<br \/>\nWe don&#8217;t mean to make rubble,<br \/>\nbut we&#8217;re out of space.<\/p>\n<p>***<\/p>\n<p>Earth&#8217;s promise to Mars:<br \/>\nWe vow to treat you better<br \/>\nthan we treat ourselves.<\/p>\n<p>***<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Earlier this year, NASA held a Mars haiku contest, which was managed by the University of Colorado. You can read the winning Mars haiku entries here. I didn&#8217;t win, but my second haiku (the sappy one) got just enough votes to qualify to be included in the DVD that will accompany MAVEN on its journey [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[99,42,64,44],"tags":[215,3932,3929,3934,1952,3933,3930,3931,3928],"class_list":["post-20739","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-haiku","category-limericks","category-poetry-contest","category-science-humor","tag-haiku-senryu","tag-mars-haiku","tag-mars-humor","tag-maven","tag-nasa","tag-nasa-haiku","tag-red-planet","tag-science-haiku","tag-space-travel-humor"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.madkane.com\/humor_blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/20739","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.madkane.com\/humor_blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.madkane.com\/humor_blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.madkane.com\/humor_blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.madkane.com\/humor_blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=20739"}],"version-history":[{"count":13,"href":"http:\/\/www.madkane.com\/humor_blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/20739\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":23487,"href":"http:\/\/www.madkane.com\/humor_blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/20739\/revisions\/23487"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.madkane.com\/humor_blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=20739"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.madkane.com\/humor_blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=20739"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.madkane.com\/humor_blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=20739"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}