{"id":206,"date":"2007-09-24T00:39:37","date_gmt":"2007-09-24T04:39:37","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.madkane.com\/humor_blog\/2007\/09\/24\/web-withdrawal-woes\/"},"modified":"2009-12-26T01:53:04","modified_gmt":"2009-12-26T05:53:04","slug":"web-withdrawal-woes","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"http:\/\/www.madkane.com\/humor_blog\/2007\/09\/24\/web-withdrawal-woes\/","title":{"rendered":"Web Withdrawal Woes"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>I dedicate this to everyone&#8217;s who&#8217;s ever been driven mad by a website or blog outage:<\/p>\n<p>Web Withdrawal Woes (Limerick)<br \/>\nBy Madeleine Begun Kane<\/p>\n<p>This outage has led me to think<br \/>\nI&#8217;ve gone bonkers, berserk\u2014need a shrink.<br \/>\nI keep checking the site.<br \/>\nIt&#8217;s still down\u2014what a plight!<br \/>\nWeb withdrawal may drive me to drink. <\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>I dedicate this to everyone&#8217;s who&#8217;s ever been driven mad by a website or blog outage: Web Withdrawal Woes (Limerick) By Madeleine Begun Kane This outage has led me to think I&#8217;ve gone bonkers, berserk\u2014need a shrink. I keep checking the site. It&#8217;s still down\u2014what a plight! Web withdrawal may drive me to drink.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[126,81,15,74,42,22,3],"tags":[4986,224,898,895,889,897,891,893,896,894,890,892],"class_list":["post-206","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-addiction-humor","category-anxiety-stress","category-computer-humor","category-internet-humor","category-limericks","category-mental-health-humor","category-technology-humor","tag-addiction-humor","tag-computers","tag-internet-limerick","tag-net-addict","tag-net-humor","tag-psychology-humor","tag-site-outage-poem","tag-techie-humor","tag-technology-verse","tag-web-addict","tag-web-humor","tag-web-withdrawal"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.madkane.com\/humor_blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/206","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.madkane.com\/humor_blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.madkane.com\/humor_blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.madkane.com\/humor_blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.madkane.com\/humor_blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=206"}],"version-history":[{"count":1,"href":"http:\/\/www.madkane.com\/humor_blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/206\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":1230,"href":"http:\/\/www.madkane.com\/humor_blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/206\/revisions\/1230"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.madkane.com\/humor_blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=206"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.madkane.com\/humor_blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=206"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.madkane.com\/humor_blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=206"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}