{"id":20582,"date":"2013-05-05T02:28:07","date_gmt":"2013-05-05T06:28:07","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.madkane.com\/humor_blog\/?p=20582"},"modified":"2013-05-05T02:40:47","modified_gmt":"2013-05-05T06:40:47","slug":"limerick-trips-limerick-off-monday","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"http:\/\/www.madkane.com\/humor_blog\/2013\/05\/05\/limerick-trips-limerick-off-monday\/","title":{"rendered":"Limerick Trips (Limerick-Off Monday)"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>It\u2019s Limerick-Off time, once again. And since Mother&#8217;s Day is approaching, I\u2019m offering you an alternative: In addition to your regular challenge, you may write a limerick related to  Mother&#8217;s Day, using any first line. Next week I\u2019ll present an extra award \u2014 one for the best Mother&#8217;s Day limerick.<\/p>\n<p>And now, getting back to your regular Limerick-Off challenge: I write a limerick, and you write your own, using the same first line. Then you post your limerick here and, <a href=\"https:\/\/www.facebook.com\/madkane\/posts\/10151448351199315\">if you\u2019re a Facebook user, on Facebook too<\/a>.<\/p>\n<p>The best submission will be crowned Limerick Of The Week. (Here\u2019s <a href=\"http:\/\/www.madkane.com\/humor_blog\/2013\/05\/05\/limerick-of-the-week-112\/\">last week\u2019s Limerick Of The Week Winner<\/a>.)<\/p>\n<p>How will your poems be judged? By meter, rhyme, cleverness, and humor. (If you\u2019re feeling a bit fuzzy about limerick writing rules, here&#8217;s my <a href=\"http:\/\/www.madkane.com\/humor_blog\/how-to-write-a-limerick\/\"><em>How To Write A Limerick<\/em><\/a> article.)<\/p>\n<p>I\u2019ll announce the Limerick of the Week Winner next Sunday, right before I post next week\u2019s Limerick-Off. So that gives you a full week to submit your clever, polished verse. Your submission deadline is Saturday at 11:59 p.m. (Eastern Time.)<\/p>\n<p>I hope you\u2019ll join me in writing a limerick with this first line:<\/p>\n<blockquote><p>A fellow who took many trips&#8230;<strong>*<\/strong><\/p><\/blockquote>\n<p>or<\/p>\n<blockquote><p>A fellow who frequently trips&#8230;<strong>*<\/strong><\/p><\/blockquote>\n<p>or<\/p>\n<blockquote><p>A gal who enjoys taking trips&#8230;<strong>*<\/strong><\/p><\/blockquote>\n<p><strong>*<\/strong>(Please note that minor variations to my first lines are acceptable.  However, rhyme words may <strong>not<\/strong> be altered, except by using homonyms or homophones.)<\/p>\n<p>Here\u2019s my limerick:<\/p>\n<p>Limerick Trips<br \/>\nBy Madeleine Begun Kane<\/p>\n<p>A fellow who took pricey trips<br \/>\nWas exceedingly chintzy with tips.<br \/>\nJust deserts fin&#8217;ly came<br \/>\nWhen he crossed the wrong dame,<br \/>\nWho laced his dessert and his dips.<\/p>\n<p>Please feel free to write your own limerick using the same first line and post it in my comments. And if you\u2019re on Facebook, I hope you\u2019ll join my friends in that same activity on <a href=\"https:\/\/www.facebook.com\/madkane\/posts\/10151448351199315\">my Facebook Limerick-Off post<\/a>.<\/p>\n<p>To receive an email alert whenever I post a new Limerick-Off, please email <a href=\"mailto:Madkane@MadKane.com?subject=MadKane's Newsletter&#038;body=I want my weekly MadKane Fix.\">Madkane@MadKane.com Subject: MadKane&#8217;s Newsletter<\/a>. Thanks!<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>It\u2019s Limerick-Off time, once again. And since Mother&#8217;s Day is approaching, I\u2019m offering you an alternative: In addition to your regular challenge, you may write a limerick related to Mother&#8217;s Day, using any first line. Next week I\u2019ll present an extra award \u2014 one for the best Mother&#8217;s Day limerick. And now, getting back to [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[49,62,41,104,3270,1192,65,352,42,8,103,64,6],"tags":[2482,3271,5009,4973,203],"class_list":["post-20582","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-behavior-personality","category-contests","category-food-drink-humor","category-limerick-haiku-seeds","category-limerick-competition","category-limerick-contest","category-limerick-writing-contest","category-limerick-offs","category-limericks","category-money-humor","category-poetry-prompts","category-poetry-contest","category-travel-humor","tag-competition-limerick","tag-limerick-challenge","tag-limerick-contest","tag-poetry-prompts","tag-writing-prompts"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.madkane.com\/humor_blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/20582","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.madkane.com\/humor_blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.madkane.com\/humor_blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.madkane.com\/humor_blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.madkane.com\/humor_blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=20582"}],"version-history":[{"count":24,"href":"http:\/\/www.madkane.com\/humor_blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/20582\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":20695,"href":"http:\/\/www.madkane.com\/humor_blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/20582\/revisions\/20695"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.madkane.com\/humor_blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=20582"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.madkane.com\/humor_blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=20582"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.madkane.com\/humor_blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=20582"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}