{"id":2058,"date":"2012-08-15T19:08:14","date_gmt":"2012-08-15T23:08:14","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.madkane.com\/humor_blog\/?p=2058"},"modified":"2012-08-15T19:13:33","modified_gmt":"2012-08-15T23:13:33","slug":"darts-competition-humor","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"http:\/\/www.madkane.com\/humor_blog\/2012\/08\/15\/darts-competition-humor\/","title":{"rendered":"Gamey Limerick"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>This week&#8217;s challenge over at Poetry Jaam is to write something related to <a href=\"http:\/\/poetryjaam.blogspot.com\/2012\/08\/the-games-poets-play.html\">games<\/a>. I hasten to add that the person described in my limerick is fictitious &#8230; at least I hope he&#8217;s fictitious. <\/p>\n<p>Gamey Limerick<br \/>\nBy Madeleine Begun Kane<\/p>\n<p>A fellow who often played darts<br \/>\nHated card games, especially hearts.<br \/>\nHe threw like a pro,<br \/>\nBeating most every foe,<br \/>\nAnd distracted opponents with farts.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>This week&#8217;s challenge over at Poetry Jaam is to write something related to games. I hasten to add that the person described in my limerick is fictitious &#8230; at least I hope he&#8217;s fictitious. Gamey Limerick By Madeleine Begun Kane A fellow who often played darts Hated card games, especially hearts. He threw like a [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":[],"categories":[49,60,42,30],"tags":[1552,2482,1551,2613,3093,1143],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.madkane.com\/humor_blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/2058"}],"collection":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.madkane.com\/humor_blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.madkane.com\/humor_blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.madkane.com\/humor_blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.madkane.com\/humor_blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=2058"}],"version-history":[{"count":15,"href":"http:\/\/www.madkane.com\/humor_blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/2058\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":15564,"href":"http:\/\/www.madkane.com\/humor_blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/2058\/revisions\/15564"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.madkane.com\/humor_blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=2058"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.madkane.com\/humor_blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=2058"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.madkane.com\/humor_blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=2058"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}