{"id":20541,"date":"2013-04-27T19:03:37","date_gmt":"2013-04-27T23:03:37","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.madkane.com\/humor_blog\/?p=20541"},"modified":"2013-04-27T19:03:37","modified_gmt":"2013-04-27T23:03:37","slug":"cooking-books-humor","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"http:\/\/www.madkane.com\/humor_blog\/2013\/04\/27\/cooking-books-humor\/","title":{"rendered":"No Accounting For Taste (Limerick)"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>No Accounting For Taste (Limerick)<br \/>\nBy Madeleine Begun Kane<\/p>\n<p>The prison was chock full of crooks,<br \/>\nLike the chef &#8212; in for cooking the books.<br \/>\nHe&#8217;d been caught by the owner,<br \/>\nWho shouted this groaner:<br \/>\n&#8220;Fishy numbers! These aren&#8217;t chinooks!&#8221;<\/p>\n<p>Note from Mad Kane:  I learned two things today:<\/p>\n<p>1: Chinook salmon, a.k.a. king salmon, are the <a href=\"http:\/\/www.fishwatch.gov\/seafood_profiles\/species\/salmon\/species_pages\/chinook_salmon.htm\">&#8220;most highly prized salmon in the culinary world.&#8221;<\/a><\/p>\n<p>2: A <a href=\"http:\/\/www.netlingo.com\/word\/salmon-day.php\">&#8220;salmon day&#8221;<\/a> is slang for &#8220;spending an entire day swimming upstream only to get screwed somehow in the end.&#8221;<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>No Accounting For Taste (Limerick) By Madeleine Begun Kane The prison was chock full of crooks, Like the chef &#8212; in for cooking the books. He&#8217;d been caught by the owner, Who shouted this groaner: &#8220;Fishy numbers! These aren&#8217;t chinooks!&#8221; Note from Mad Kane: I learned two things today: 1: Chinook salmon, a.k.a. king salmon, [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":[],"categories":[49,48,41,10],"tags":[814,3614,3101,3610,3613,3381,3008,3612,2982,146,3609,3611],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.madkane.com\/humor_blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/20541"}],"collection":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.madkane.com\/humor_blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.madkane.com\/humor_blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.madkane.com\/humor_blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.madkane.com\/humor_blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=20541"}],"version-history":[{"count":3,"href":"http:\/\/www.madkane.com\/humor_blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/20541\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":20544,"href":"http:\/\/www.madkane.com\/humor_blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/20541\/revisions\/20544"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.madkane.com\/humor_blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=20541"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.madkane.com\/humor_blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=20541"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.madkane.com\/humor_blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=20541"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}