{"id":2042,"date":"2010-04-02T16:19:12","date_gmt":"2010-04-02T20:19:12","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.madkane.com\/humor_blog\/?p=2042"},"modified":"2010-04-02T16:19:12","modified_gmt":"2010-04-02T20:19:12","slug":"rehab-for-serial-wife-cheating-bullox","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"http:\/\/www.madkane.com\/humor_blog\/2010\/04\/02\/rehab-for-serial-wife-cheating-bullox\/","title":{"rendered":"Rehab For Serial Wife-Cheating? Bullox!"},"content":{"rendered":"

I don’t know about you, but I’m not buying Jesse James’<\/a> (or Tiger Woods’<\/a>) rehab ploy:<\/p>\n

Rehab For Serial Wife-Cheating? Bullox! (Double Limerick)
\nBy Madeleine Begun Kane<\/p>\n

A bike-loving fellow named James
\nHad affairs with some numerous dames.
\nThough wife Sandra’s a winner,
\nHe’s trying to spin her:
\nAddiction’s the problem, he claims.<\/p>\n

Now he’s paying a whole lot of loot
\nFor therapy — Tiger Woods’ route.
\nBut rehab won’t fix
\nThose wife-cheating pricks.
\nMy advice — just give both guys the boot.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"

I don’t know about you, but I’m not buying Jesse James’ (or Tiger Woods’) rehab ploy: Rehab For Serial Wife-Cheating? Bullox! (Double Limerick) By Madeleine Begun Kane A bike-loving fellow named James Had affairs with some numerous dames. Though wife Sandra’s a winner, He’s trying to spin her: Addiction’s the problem, he claims. Now he’s […]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":[],"categories":[126,11,49,56,38,42,2,116],"tags":[4986,710,1254,1252,804,1249,1256,1255,1251,1253,1250],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.madkane.com\/humor_blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/2042"}],"collection":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.madkane.com\/humor_blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.madkane.com\/humor_blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.madkane.com\/humor_blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.madkane.com\/humor_blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=2042"}],"version-history":[{"count":15,"href":"http:\/\/www.madkane.com\/humor_blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/2042\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":2057,"href":"http:\/\/www.madkane.com\/humor_blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/2042\/revisions\/2057"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.madkane.com\/humor_blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=2042"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.madkane.com\/humor_blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=2042"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.madkane.com\/humor_blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=2042"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}