{"id":204,"date":"2007-09-18T16:28:40","date_gmt":"2007-09-18T20:28:40","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.madkane.com\/humor_blog\/2007\/09\/18\/taking-our-marriages-temperature\/"},"modified":"2014-07-03T15:07:59","modified_gmt":"2014-07-03T19:07:59","slug":"taking-our-marriages-temperature","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"http:\/\/www.madkane.com\/humor_blog\/2007\/09\/18\/taking-our-marriages-temperature\/","title":{"rendered":"Taking Our Marriage’s Temperature"},"content":{"rendered":"

Taking Our Marriage’s Temperature
\nBy Madeleine Begun Kane<\/p>\n

My husband and I can agree
\nOn most everything\u2014\u201ca\u201d straight through “z”.
\nBut as husband and wife
\nWe suffer much strife
\nOver temp settings\u2014heat and AC.<\/p>\n

(We argue over our TV’s remote control\u00a0too, but it refuses to rhyme.) <\/p>\n

Update: Air Conditioning Appreciation days<\/a> run from July 3 to August 15. <\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"

Taking Our Marriage’s Temperature By Madeleine Begun Kane My husband and I can agree On most everything\u2014\u201ca\u201d straight through “z”. But as husband and wife We suffer much strife Over temp settings\u2014heat and AC. (We argue over our TV’s remote control\u00a0too, but it refuses to rhyme.) Update: Air Conditioning Appreciation days run from July 3 […]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[11,13,42,2,1524,16,71,59],"tags":[1381,4208,1380,2964,2965,380,2967,4207,2099,383,5012,716,947,1336,532,2963,2966,4947,1142],"class_list":["post-204","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-battle-of-the-sexes","category-family-humor","category-limericks","category-marriage-humor","category-odd-holidays","category-relationship-humor","category-television-tv-humor","category-weather-humor","tag-ac-humor","tag-ac","tag-air-conditioning-humor","tag-compatibility","tag-heat-humor","tag-husbands","tag-husbands-and-wives","tag-hvac-humor","tag-july-holidays","tag-marriage-limerick","tag-odd-holidays","tag-seasonal-verse","tag-spousal-humor","tag-summer-gripes","tag-technology-limerick","tag-temperature-humor","tag-tv-remote-control","tag-weather-humor","tag-wife-humor"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.madkane.com\/humor_blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/204","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.madkane.com\/humor_blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.madkane.com\/humor_blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.madkane.com\/humor_blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.madkane.com\/humor_blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=204"}],"version-history":[{"count":3,"href":"http:\/\/www.madkane.com\/humor_blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/204\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":26973,"href":"http:\/\/www.madkane.com\/humor_blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/204\/revisions\/26973"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.madkane.com\/humor_blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=204"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.madkane.com\/humor_blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=204"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.madkane.com\/humor_blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=204"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}