{"id":203,"date":"2007-09-15T16:31:48","date_gmt":"2007-09-15T20:31:48","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.madkane.com\/humor_blog\/2007\/09\/15\/spam-haiku\/"},"modified":"2011-04-17T02:51:08","modified_gmt":"2011-04-17T06:51:08","slug":"spam-haiku","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"http:\/\/www.madkane.com\/humor_blog\/2007\/09\/15\/spam-haiku\/","title":{"rendered":"Spam Haiku"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>Sometimes spam frustrates me so much, that I&#8217;m forced to turn it into haiku.\u00a0 How do I do it?\u00a0 I simply mix and match phrases from various annoying email solicitations and turn them into Spam Haiku.\u00a0 Here are some examples:<\/p>\n<p>My college pictures<br \/>\nEnhance your anatomy.<br \/>\nProven effective.<\/p>\n<p>New technology.<br \/>\nFrustration and hopelessness.<br \/>\nXanax, Valium.<\/p>\n<p>Amazing orgies.<br \/>\nPictures are hard to believe.<br \/>\nAre you strong enough?<\/p>\n<p>Play Texas Hold&#8217;em.<br \/>\nYour future is in your hands.<br \/>\nNever type again.<\/p>\n<p>Large screen DVD.<br \/>\nIs your husband performing?<br \/>\nBig trading alert.<\/p>\n<p>Stocks in an up trend.<br \/>\nBest pain reliever ever.<br \/>\nBe happy again.<\/p>\n<p>Be a love hammer.<br \/>\nPenis enlargement breakthrough.<br \/>\nYou can split and merge.<\/p>\n<p>Pelvic pain is real.<br \/>\nComputers are infected.<br \/>\nContact our doctors.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Sometimes spam frustrates me so much, that I&#8217;m forced to turn it into haiku.\u00a0 How do I do it?\u00a0 I simply mix and match phrases from various annoying email solicitations and turn them into Spam Haiku.\u00a0 Here are some examples: My college pictures Enhance your anatomy. Proven effective. New technology. Frustration and hopelessness. Xanax, Valium. [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[15,98,99,74,35,97,3],"tags":[2247,533,215,138,2248,646,896],"class_list":["post-203","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-computer-humor","category-email-humor","category-haiku","category-internet-humor","category-marketing-humor","category-spam-humor","category-technology-humor","tag-annoying-email","tag-computer-verse","tag-haiku-senryu","tag-spam","tag-spam-poetry","tag-spam-verse","tag-technology-verse"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.madkane.com\/humor_blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/203","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.madkane.com\/humor_blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.madkane.com\/humor_blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.madkane.com\/humor_blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.madkane.com\/humor_blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=203"}],"version-history":[{"count":2,"href":"http:\/\/www.madkane.com\/humor_blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/203\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":6402,"href":"http:\/\/www.madkane.com\/humor_blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/203\/revisions\/6402"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.madkane.com\/humor_blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=203"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.madkane.com\/humor_blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=203"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.madkane.com\/humor_blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=203"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}