Vacuous Limerick
\nBy Madeleine Begun Kane<\/p>\n
A vacuous gal who was vain
\nHad little upstairs, in the main.
\nBut her body earned stares;
\nMen admired her wares,
\nOverlooking her thought-impaired brain.<\/p>\n
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