{"id":199,"date":"2007-09-10T20:22:26","date_gmt":"2007-09-11T00:22:26","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.madkane.com\/humor_blog\/2007\/09\/10\/bach-humbug\/"},"modified":"2010-12-17T18:00:08","modified_gmt":"2010-12-17T22:00:08","slug":"bach-humbug","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"http:\/\/www.madkane.com\/humor_blog\/2007\/09\/10\/bach-humbug\/","title":{"rendered":"Bach! Humbug!"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>It&#8217;s time for some silly classical music punning.\u00a0 (Fortunately, the tale told in this limerick never really happened.)<\/p>\n<p>Bach! Humbug!<br \/>\nBy Madeleine Begun Kane<\/p>\n<p>&#8220;Your CD collection&#8217;s a joke,<br \/>\nAnd classical sucks,&#8221; yelled the bloke.<br \/>\nMy discs couldn&#8217;t handle<br \/>\nThis rampaging vandal:<br \/>\nNow all of my Bach sets are broke. <\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>It&#8217;s time for some silly classical music punning.\u00a0 (Fortunately, the tale told in this limerick never really happened.) Bach! Humbug! By Madeleine Begun Kane &#8220;Your CD collection&#8217;s a joke, And classical sucks,&#8221; yelled the bloke. My discs couldn&#8217;t handle This rampaging vandal: Now all of my Bach sets are broke.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":[],"categories":[48,42,24,52],"tags":[1624,1626,1629,1625,1622,1628,1623,1627],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.madkane.com\/humor_blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/199"}],"collection":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.madkane.com\/humor_blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.madkane.com\/humor_blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.madkane.com\/humor_blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.madkane.com\/humor_blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=199"}],"version-history":[{"count":1,"href":"http:\/\/www.madkane.com\/humor_blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/199\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":3777,"href":"http:\/\/www.madkane.com\/humor_blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/199\/revisions\/3777"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.madkane.com\/humor_blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=199"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.madkane.com\/humor_blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=199"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.madkane.com\/humor_blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=199"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}