{"id":1975,"date":"2011-05-05T15:39:21","date_gmt":"2011-05-05T19:39:21","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.madkane.com\/humor_blog\/?p=1975"},"modified":"2013-02-23T00:59:42","modified_gmt":"2013-02-23T04:59:42","slug":"national-pet-week-humor","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"http:\/\/www.madkane.com\/humor_blog\/2011\/05\/05\/national-pet-week-humor\/","title":{"rendered":"A Limerick About Nothing"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>I just found out that this week (May 1 through May 7) is  <a href=\"http:\/\/www.petweek.org\/\">National Pet Week<\/a>.  So I thought I&#8217;d celebrate with a canine limerick:<\/p>\n<p>A Limerick About Nothing<br \/>\nBy Madeleine Begun Kane<\/p>\n<p>A fellow who owned a pet dog<br \/>\nTook him out for a walk in the fog.<br \/>\nSoon the man and his hound<br \/>\nWere back home safe and sound,<br \/>\nWhere he wrote up their walk on his blog.<\/p>\n<p>UPDATE: Happy <a href=\"http:\/\/holidayinsights.com\/moreholidays\/February\/walkdogday.htm\">&#8220;Walking The Dog Day.&#8221;<\/a> (February 22)<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>I just found out that this week (May 1 through May 7) is National Pet Week. So I thought I&#8217;d celebrate with a canine limerick: A Limerick About Nothing By Madeleine Begun Kane A fellow who owned a pet dog Took him out for a walk in the fog. Soon the man and his hound [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[17,7,77,33,42,20,113],"tags":[775,4906,769,2097,2271,1685,772,2117,3506],"class_list":["post-1975","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-animal-humor","category-blogging-humor","category-celebrations-poetry","category-holiday-humor","category-limericks","category-outdoors-humor","category-walking-humor","tag-animal-verse","tag-blogging-humor","tag-dog-humor","tag-may-holidays","tag-national-pet-week","tag-pet-limerick","tag-pet-owners","tag-walking-poetry","tag-walking-the-dog-day"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.madkane.com\/humor_blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1975","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.madkane.com\/humor_blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.madkane.com\/humor_blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.madkane.com\/humor_blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.madkane.com\/humor_blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=1975"}],"version-history":[{"count":13,"href":"http:\/\/www.madkane.com\/humor_blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1975\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":19203,"href":"http:\/\/www.madkane.com\/humor_blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1975\/revisions\/19203"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.madkane.com\/humor_blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=1975"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.madkane.com\/humor_blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=1975"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.madkane.com\/humor_blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=1975"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}