{"id":197,"date":"2007-12-08T18:36:39","date_gmt":"2007-12-08T22:36:39","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.madkane.com\/humor_blog\/2007\/12\/08\/annoying-advice-poetry-prompt-limerick-and-haiku-seed-1\/"},"modified":"2013-11-02T14:09:10","modified_gmt":"2013-11-02T18:09:10","slug":"annoying-advice-poetry-prompt-limerick-and-haiku-seed-1","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"http:\/\/www.madkane.com\/humor_blog\/2007\/12\/08\/annoying-advice-poetry-prompt-limerick-and-haiku-seed-1\/","title":{"rendered":"Annoying Advice Poetry Prompt (Limerick and Haiku Prompt 1)"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>I&#8217;ve\u00a0been having so much fun drawing inspiration from poetry prompts, that I thought I&#8217;d launch my own.\u00a0 And since\u00a0I&#8217;m seriously (and unseriously) into limericks and haiku, I&#8217;m focusing on those two forms.<\/p>\n<p>Your assignment, should you choose to accept it, is to write a limerick or haiku (or both) on this week&#8217;s theme: Annoying Advice.\u00a0 When your poem&#8217;s taken root, please return to this post and add a direct link to your themed poem.<\/p>\n<p>Here&#8217;s my Annoying Advice limerick:<\/p>\n<p>Chin Up<br \/>\nBy Madeleine Begun Kane<\/p>\n<p>&#8220;Keep your chin up, and things will be fine.<br \/>\nJust act brave. Do not bitch, flinch, or whine.<br \/>\nYou have the right stuff.<br \/>\nYou just have to hang tough.&#8221;<br \/>\nDoes anyone fall for that line?\u00a0<\/p>\n<p>And here&#8217;s my Annoying Advice haiku:<\/p>\n<p>When somebody says<br \/>\n&#8220;You sure you want to do that?&#8221;<br \/>\nDoubt perversely fades.<\/p>\n<p>UPDATE: Happy Clich\u00e9  Day, November 3rd!<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>I&#8217;ve\u00a0been having so much fun drawing inspiration from poetry prompts, that I thought I&#8217;d launch my own.\u00a0 And since\u00a0I&#8217;m seriously (and unseriously) into limericks and haiku, I&#8217;m focusing on those two forms. Your assignment, should you choose to accept it, is to write a limerick or haiku (or both) on this week&#8217;s theme: Annoying Advice.\u00a0 [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[105,1954,99,104,42,1524,103],"tags":[1855,3263,1944,1955,2093,5012,4973],"class_list":["post-197","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-advice-humor","category-cliche-humor","category-haiku","category-limerick-haiku-seeds","category-limericks","category-odd-holidays","category-poetry-prompts","tag-annoying-advice","tag-cliche-day","tag-cliches-humor","tag-limerick-and-haiku-prompts","tag-november-holidays","tag-odd-holidays","tag-poetry-prompts"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.madkane.com\/humor_blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/197","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.madkane.com\/humor_blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.madkane.com\/humor_blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.madkane.com\/humor_blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.madkane.com\/humor_blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=197"}],"version-history":[{"count":5,"href":"http:\/\/www.madkane.com\/humor_blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/197\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":23135,"href":"http:\/\/www.madkane.com\/humor_blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/197\/revisions\/23135"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.madkane.com\/humor_blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=197"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.madkane.com\/humor_blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=197"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.madkane.com\/humor_blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=197"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}