{"id":19626,"date":"2013-03-11T16:29:07","date_gmt":"2013-03-11T20:29:07","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.madkane.com\/humor_blog\/?p=19626"},"modified":"2013-03-11T16:29:07","modified_gmt":"2013-03-11T20:29:07","slug":"napping-day-worship-tools-day-humor","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"http:\/\/www.madkane.com\/humor_blog\/2013\/03\/11\/napping-day-worship-tools-day-humor\/","title":{"rendered":"Dueling Holidays (Limerick)"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>After I posted a limerick celebrating <a href=\"http:\/\/www.madkane.com\/humor_blog\/2013\/03\/11\/right-tool-humor\/\">&#8220;Worship Of Tools Day,&#8221;<\/a> a Facebook Friend informed me that March 11th is also <a href=\"http:\/\/www.huffingtonpost.com\/2013\/03\/11\/nap-benefits-national-napping-day_n_2830952.html\">National Napping Day<\/a>.  So I must immediately correct this oversight:<\/p>\n<p>Dueling Holidays (Limerick)<br \/>\nBy Madeleine Begun Kane<\/p>\n<p>It&#8217;s holiday time on all fronts,<br \/>\nAnd I&#8217;m feeling a bit like a dunce:<br \/>\nThough I recognized Tool Day,<br \/>\nI missed Naps Are Cool Day.<br \/>\nPlease don&#8217;t nap and use tools all at once.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>After I posted a limerick celebrating &#8220;Worship Of Tools Day,&#8221; a Facebook Friend informed me that March 11th is also National Napping Day. So I must immediately correct this oversight: Dueling Holidays (Limerick) By Madeleine Begun Kane It&#8217;s holiday time on all fronts, And I&#8217;m feeling a bit like a dunce: Though I recognized Tool [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":[],"categories":[77,42,1524,55],"tags":[989,1837,3045,3538,5012,3044,3535,3534],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.madkane.com\/humor_blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/19626"}],"collection":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.madkane.com\/humor_blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.madkane.com\/humor_blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.madkane.com\/humor_blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.madkane.com\/humor_blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=19626"}],"version-history":[{"count":17,"href":"http:\/\/www.madkane.com\/humor_blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/19626\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":19643,"href":"http:\/\/www.madkane.com\/humor_blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/19626\/revisions\/19643"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.madkane.com\/humor_blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=19626"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.madkane.com\/humor_blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=19626"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.madkane.com\/humor_blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=19626"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}