{"id":1962,"date":"2010-03-23T01:33:21","date_gmt":"2010-03-23T05:33:21","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.madkane.com\/humor_blog\/?p=1962"},"modified":"2010-03-23T01:40:21","modified_gmt":"2010-03-23T05:40:21","slug":"gray-hair-limerick","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"http:\/\/www.madkane.com\/humor_blog\/2010\/03\/23\/gray-hair-limerick\/","title":{"rendered":"Not-So-Colorful Limerick (Poetry Prompt)"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>I hope you\u2019ll join me in writing a limerick with this first line: <\/p>\n<blockquote><p>\nA woman whose hair was quite gray&#8230;<\/p><\/blockquote>\n<p>Here&#8217;s mine:<\/p>\n<p>Not-So-Colorful Limerick<br \/>\nBy Madeleine Begun Kane<\/p>\n<p>A woman whose hair was quite gray<br \/>\nWas told she should dye it  &#8212; said &#8220;Nay!&#8221;<br \/>\nShe opined that most tresses<br \/>\nWhen colored were messes,<br \/>\nAnd cautioned that &#8220;Dye does not pay.&#8221;<\/p>\n<p>Please feel free to write your own limerick using the same first line and post it in my comments. And if you\u2019re on <a href=\"http:\/\/www.facebook.com\/profile.php?v=feed&#038;story_fbid=106873646007417&#038;id=540784314&#038;ref=mf\">Facebook<\/a>,  I hope you&#8217;ll join my friends in that same activity in my Limerick-Offs.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>I hope you\u2019ll join me in writing a limerick with this first line: A woman whose hair was quite gray&#8230; Here&#8217;s mine: Not-So-Colorful Limerick By Madeleine Begun Kane A woman whose hair was quite gray Was told she should dye it &#8212; said &#8220;Nay!&#8221; She opined that most tresses When colored were messes, And cautioned [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[51,104,352,42,68,103],"tags":[568,569,567,570,4973,203],"class_list":["post-1962","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-aging-humor","category-limerick-haiku-seeds","category-limerick-offs","category-limericks","category-physical-appearance","category-poetry-prompts","tag-aging-limerick","tag-getting-older-verse","tag-gray-hair","tag-hair-dye-humor","tag-poetry-prompts","tag-writing-prompts"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.madkane.com\/humor_blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1962","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.madkane.com\/humor_blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.madkane.com\/humor_blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.madkane.com\/humor_blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.madkane.com\/humor_blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=1962"}],"version-history":[{"count":12,"href":"http:\/\/www.madkane.com\/humor_blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1962\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":1974,"href":"http:\/\/www.madkane.com\/humor_blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1962\/revisions\/1974"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.madkane.com\/humor_blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=1962"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.madkane.com\/humor_blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=1962"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.madkane.com\/humor_blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=1962"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}