{"id":19613,"date":"2013-03-11T15:37:35","date_gmt":"2013-03-11T19:37:35","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.madkane.com\/humor_blog\/?p=19613"},"modified":"2013-03-11T15:37:35","modified_gmt":"2013-03-11T19:37:35","slug":"right-tool-humor","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"http:\/\/www.madkane.com\/humor_blog\/2013\/03\/11\/right-tool-humor\/","title":{"rendered":"Happy &#8220;Worship Of Tools Day&#8221; (Limerick)"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>I&#8217;m celebrating <a href=\"http:\/\/www.altiusdirectory.com\/Society\/national-worship-of-tools-day.html\">National Worship Of Tools Day<\/a> (March 11th) with this limerick:<\/p>\n<p>Happy Worship Of Tools Day (Limerick)<br \/>\nBy Madeleine Begun Kane<\/p>\n<p>&#8220;If only I had the right tool!&#8221;<br \/>\nThat&#8217;s my husband&#8217;s pet phrase, as a rule,<br \/>\nFueled by trying a fix<br \/>\nWith his personal mix<br \/>\nOf chewing gum, tape, and some drool.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>I&#8217;m celebrating National Worship Of Tools Day (March 11th) with this limerick: Happy Worship Of Tools Day (Limerick) By Madeleine Begun Kane &#8220;If only I had the right tool!&#8221; That&#8217;s my husband&#8217;s pet phrase, as a rule, Fueled by trying a fix With his personal mix Of chewing gum, tape, and some drool.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":[],"categories":[49,57,13,120,46,42,2,1524,16],"tags":[989,990,1947,611,1837,4902,5012,3537,947,3536,3535,3534],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.madkane.com\/humor_blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/19613"}],"collection":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.madkane.com\/humor_blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.madkane.com\/humor_blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.madkane.com\/humor_blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.madkane.com\/humor_blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=19613"}],"version-history":[{"count":12,"href":"http:\/\/www.madkane.com\/humor_blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/19613\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":19625,"href":"http:\/\/www.madkane.com\/humor_blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/19613\/revisions\/19625"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.madkane.com\/humor_blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=19613"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.madkane.com\/humor_blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=19613"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.madkane.com\/humor_blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=19613"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}