{"id":19484,"date":"2013-03-07T17:07:35","date_gmt":"2013-03-07T21:07:35","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.madkane.com\/humor_blog\/?p=19484"},"modified":"2025-03-07T15:17:28","modified_gmt":"2025-03-07T19:17:28","slug":"national-cereal-day-humor","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"http:\/\/www.madkane.com\/humor_blog\/2013\/03\/07\/national-cereal-day-humor\/","title":{"rendered":"Limerick Ode To National Cereal Day"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>Happy <a href=\"http:\/\/www.usatoday.com\/story\/popcandy\/2013\/03\/07\/national-cereal-day\/1970729\/\">National Cereal Day<\/a>! (March 7th)<\/p>\n<p>Limerick Ode To National Cereal Day<br \/>\nBy Madeleine Begun Kane<\/p>\n<p>Breakfast foods sit atop of the list<br \/>\nOf the things that we need to subsist.<br \/>\nSo toast &#8220;Cereal Day.&#8221;<br \/>\n&#8220;Not bowled over,&#8221; you say?<br \/>\nI milk nonsense. That&#8217;s how I exist.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Happy National Cereal Day! (March 7th) Limerick Ode To National Cereal Day By Madeleine Begun Kane Breakfast foods sit atop of the list Of the things that we need to subsist. So toast &#8220;Cereal Day.&#8221; &#8220;Not bowled over,&#8221; you say? I milk nonsense. That&#8217;s how I exist.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":[],"categories":[41,42,1524,69],"tags":[3531,3532,599,328,1837,3530,5012],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.madkane.com\/humor_blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/19484"}],"collection":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.madkane.com\/humor_blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.madkane.com\/humor_blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.madkane.com\/humor_blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.madkane.com\/humor_blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=19484"}],"version-history":[{"count":7,"href":"http:\/\/www.madkane.com\/humor_blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/19484\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":48691,"href":"http:\/\/www.madkane.com\/humor_blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/19484\/revisions\/48691"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.madkane.com\/humor_blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=19484"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.madkane.com\/humor_blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=19484"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.madkane.com\/humor_blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=19484"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}