{"id":19451,"date":"2013-03-07T00:36:16","date_gmt":"2013-03-07T04:36:16","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.madkane.com\/humor_blog\/?p=19451"},"modified":"2013-03-07T00:38:38","modified_gmt":"2013-03-07T04:38:38","slug":"knock-on-wood-humor","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"http:\/\/www.madkane.com\/humor_blog\/2013\/03\/07\/knock-on-wood-humor\/","title":{"rendered":"This Will Turn Into A Limerick &#8230; Knock On Wood"},"content":{"rendered":"<p><em>Poetic Asides<\/em> prompts us to  write a <a href=\"http:\/\/www.writersdigest.com\/whats-new\/wednesday-poetry-prompts-213\">&#8220;knock on wood&#8221; poem<\/a>.  So I&#8217;m tempting fate with this one:<\/p>\n<p>This Will Turn Into A Limerick &#8230; Knock On Wood<br \/>\nBy Madeleine Begun Kane<\/p>\n<p>I often will say, &#8220;knock on wood,&#8221;<br \/>\nAnd I WOULD knock on wood, if I could.<br \/>\nBut it&#8217;s rarely around,<br \/>\nSo instead I stomp ground,<br \/>\nIn the hope it will do me some good.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Poetic Asides prompts us to write a &#8220;knock on wood&#8221; poem. So I&#8217;m tempting fate with this one: This Will Turn Into A Limerick &#8230; Knock On Wood By Madeleine Begun Kane I often will say, &#8220;knock on wood,&#8221; And I WOULD knock on wood, if I could. But it&#8217;s rarely around, So instead I [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[42,3529,69],"tags":[3527,2678,205,2298,2679,1166],"class_list":["post-19451","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-limericks","category-superstitions-humor","category-writing-humor","tag-knock-on-wood","tag-poetic-asides","tag-poetry-prompt","tag-superstition-verse","tag-writers-digest","tag-writing-publishing-humor"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.madkane.com\/humor_blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/19451","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.madkane.com\/humor_blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.madkane.com\/humor_blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.madkane.com\/humor_blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.madkane.com\/humor_blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=19451"}],"version-history":[{"count":22,"href":"http:\/\/www.madkane.com\/humor_blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/19451\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":19473,"href":"http:\/\/www.madkane.com\/humor_blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/19451\/revisions\/19473"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.madkane.com\/humor_blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=19451"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.madkane.com\/humor_blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=19451"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.madkane.com\/humor_blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=19451"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}