{"id":19038,"date":"2013-02-16T18:13:10","date_gmt":"2013-02-16T22:13:10","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.madkane.com\/humor_blog\/?p=19038"},"modified":"2013-02-16T18:17:46","modified_gmt":"2013-02-16T22:17:46","slug":"grouch-humor","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"http:\/\/www.madkane.com\/humor_blog\/2013\/02\/16\/grouch-humor\/","title":{"rendered":"Grouchy Limerick"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>Happy &#8220;<a href=\"http:\/\/www.squidoo.com\/february-16th-is-do-a-grouch-a-favor-day\">Do A Grouch A Favor Day<\/a>!&#8221;  (February 16th)<\/p>\n<p>Grouchy Limerick<br \/>\nBy Madeleine Begun Kane<\/p>\n<p>I don&#8217;t like being seen as a slouch,<br \/>\nBut I&#8217;d rather not help out a grouch.<br \/>\nI&#8217;m not holding a grudge,<br \/>\nBut I still will not budge.<br \/>\nOh okay, you may sit on my couch.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Happy &#8220;Do A Grouch A Favor Day!&#8221; (February 16th) Grouchy Limerick By Madeleine Begun Kane I don&#8217;t like being seen as a slouch, But I&#8217;d rather not help out a grouch. I&#8217;m not holding a grudge, But I still will not budge. Oh okay, you may sit on my couch.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[49,1524],"tags":[746,3496,3495,2091,3494,5012],"class_list":["post-19038","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-behavior-personality","category-odd-holidays","tag-bad-behavior","tag-do-a-grouch-a-favor-day","tag-favors-humor","tag-february-holidays","tag-grouches-humor","tag-odd-holidays"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.madkane.com\/humor_blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/19038","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.madkane.com\/humor_blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.madkane.com\/humor_blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.madkane.com\/humor_blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.madkane.com\/humor_blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=19038"}],"version-history":[{"count":7,"href":"http:\/\/www.madkane.com\/humor_blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/19038\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":19045,"href":"http:\/\/www.madkane.com\/humor_blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/19038\/revisions\/19045"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.madkane.com\/humor_blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=19038"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.madkane.com\/humor_blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=19038"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.madkane.com\/humor_blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=19038"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}