Can’t decide on what to get that special someone for Valentine’s Day? Sometimes the answer is all around us, and right where it’s been for millions of years\u2014like cockroaches!<\/p>\n
Naming a Madagascar hissing roach in honor of someone near and dear to your heart shows that you’ve noticed how resilient, resourceful, and loyal that person is. You’re not afraid to say, “Baby, you’re a roach!”<\/p>\n
WCS’s Bronx Zoo has 58,000 of these brown, iridescent beauties, and most go humbly by “whatchamacallit.” With a $10 donation, you can name one for your sweetie, and send a truly unique certificate of honor.<\/p><\/blockquote>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"
Crawling With Gift Ideas (Limerick) By Madeleine Begun Kane It’s too late for a Valentine’s broach? Need a holiday gift plan to poach? Well, here’s something new From the helpful Bronx Zoo: Give your sweetie her name on a roach. From the Bronx Zoo, a strange and limited Valentine’s Day Offer: Can’t decide on what […]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[939,33,76,42],"tags":[3491,3492,2091,5002,4927,1338,3493,2589,492],"class_list":["post-18998","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-gift-giving-humor","category-holiday-humor","category-insect-humor","category-limericks","tag-bronx-zoo","tag-cockroaches","tag-february-holidays","tag-gift-giving-humor","tag-holiday-humor","tag-insect-and-bug-humor","tag-madagascar-hissing-roach","tag-roaches-humor","tag-valentine-days-humor"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.madkane.com\/humor_blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/18998","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.madkane.com\/humor_blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.madkane.com\/humor_blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.madkane.com\/humor_blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.madkane.com\/humor_blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=18998"}],"version-history":[{"count":10,"href":"http:\/\/www.madkane.com\/humor_blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/18998\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":19008,"href":"http:\/\/www.madkane.com\/humor_blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/18998\/revisions\/19008"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.madkane.com\/humor_blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=18998"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.madkane.com\/humor_blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=18998"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.madkane.com\/humor_blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=18998"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}