{"id":18842,"date":"2013-02-07T18:22:21","date_gmt":"2013-02-07T22:22:21","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.madkane.com\/humor_blog\/?p=18842"},"modified":"2013-02-07T18:22:21","modified_gmt":"2013-02-07T22:22:21","slug":"bagel-bialy-humor","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"http:\/\/www.madkane.com\/humor_blog\/2013\/02\/07\/bagel-bialy-humor\/","title":{"rendered":"Limerick Ode To National Bagel Day"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>Is everybody ready for <a href=\"http:\/\/www.suddenlyfrugal.com\/2013\/02\/free-bagel-on-national-bagel-day\/\">National Bagel Day<\/a>?  What about <a href=\"http:\/\/www.punchbowl.com\/holidays\/national-bagels-lox-day\">National Bagels &#038; Lox Day<\/a>?  Whatever you want to call it, it&#8217;s celebrated on February 9th.<\/p>\n<p>Limerick Ode To National Bagel Day<br \/>\nBy Madeleine Begun Kane<\/p>\n<p>Is &#8220;Bagel Day&#8221; fun, or just folly?<br \/>\nI suppose it makes bagel fans jolly,<br \/>\nServed with lox and cream cheese,<br \/>\nMaybe onion, but jeez,<br \/>\nI would rather just have a <a href=\"http:\/\/en.wikipedia.org\/wiki\/Bialy\">bialy<\/a>.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Is everybody ready for National Bagel Day? What about National Bagels &#038; Lox Day? Whatever you want to call it, it&#8217;s celebrated on February 9th. Limerick Ode To National Bagel Day By Madeleine Begun Kane Is &#8220;Bagel Day&#8221; fun, or just folly? I suppose it makes bagel fans jolly, Served with lox and cream cheese, [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[41,42,1524],"tags":[3474,3473,2091,412,328,3471,3472,5012],"class_list":["post-18842","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-food-drink-humor","category-limericks","category-odd-holidays","tag-bagel-humor","tag-bialy-humor","tag-february-holidays","tag-food-humor","tag-food-verse","tag-national-bagel-day","tag-national-bagels-lox-day","tag-odd-holidays"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.madkane.com\/humor_blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/18842","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.madkane.com\/humor_blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.madkane.com\/humor_blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.madkane.com\/humor_blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.madkane.com\/humor_blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=18842"}],"version-history":[{"count":9,"href":"http:\/\/www.madkane.com\/humor_blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/18842\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":18851,"href":"http:\/\/www.madkane.com\/humor_blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/18842\/revisions\/18851"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.madkane.com\/humor_blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=18842"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.madkane.com\/humor_blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=18842"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.madkane.com\/humor_blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=18842"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}