{"id":1881,"date":"2010-03-14T01:42:41","date_gmt":"2010-03-14T05:42:41","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.madkane.com\/humor_blog\/?p=1881"},"modified":"2011-03-31T02:56:03","modified_gmt":"2011-03-31T06:56:03","slug":"daylight-savings-time-humor","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"http:\/\/www.madkane.com\/humor_blog\/2010\/03\/14\/daylight-savings-time-humor\/","title":{"rendered":"Save Me From Daylight Savings Time"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>Are you as sick as I am of our twice-yearly clock-adjustment ritual? Do you think, as I do, that we have more than enough daylight and that there&#8217;s no need to save any? <\/p>\n<p>I&#8217;m sorry, but my internal clock is sufficiently confused and doesn&#8217;t need Daylight Savings Time to make my chronic insomnia even worse.  And I&#8217;m inclined to clock the next person who reminds me to change my damn clocks.<\/p>\n<p>Save Me From Daylight Savings Time (Limerick)<br \/>\nBy Madeleine Begun Kane<\/p>\n<p>My natural clock is a mess.<br \/>\nJust thinking of sleep gives me stress.<br \/>\nSpring forward&#8212;fall back<br \/>\nMakes me more out of whack.<br \/>\nSo I don&#8217;t change my clocks &#8212; I just guess.<\/p>\n<p>(More <a href=\"http:\/\/www.madkane.com\/humor_blog\/2011\/03\/12\/limerick-ode-to-daylight-savings-time\/\">DST humor here<\/a>.)<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Are you as sick as I am of our twice-yearly clock-adjustment ritual? Do you think, as I do, that we have more than enough daylight and that there&#8217;s no need to save any? I&#8217;m sorry, but my internal clock is sufficiently confused and doesn&#8217;t need Daylight Savings Time to make my chronic insomnia even worse. [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":[],"categories":[81,49,77,23,122,33,42,22,58,55,111],"tags":[1203,1202,1205,923,1200,1837,1982,4977,1201],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.madkane.com\/humor_blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1881"}],"collection":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.madkane.com\/humor_blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.madkane.com\/humor_blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.madkane.com\/humor_blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.madkane.com\/humor_blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=1881"}],"version-history":[{"count":21,"href":"http:\/\/www.madkane.com\/humor_blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1881\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":5845,"href":"http:\/\/www.madkane.com\/humor_blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1881\/revisions\/5845"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.madkane.com\/humor_blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=1881"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.madkane.com\/humor_blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=1881"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.madkane.com\/humor_blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=1881"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}