{"id":18801,"date":"2013-02-07T03:00:41","date_gmt":"2013-02-07T07:00:41","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.madkane.com\/humor_blog\/?p=18801"},"modified":"2014-06-12T16:37:33","modified_gmt":"2014-06-12T20:37:33","slug":"beef-jerky-meat-sticks-consumer-reports-humor","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"http:\/\/www.madkane.com\/humor_blog\/2013\/02\/07\/beef-jerky-meat-sticks-consumer-reports-humor\/","title":{"rendered":"Jerky Review (Limerick)"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>Does <em>Consumer Reports<\/em> really need to <a href=\"http:\/\/www.consumerreports.org\/cro\/magazine\/2013\/03\/best-beef-jerky-and-meat-sticks\/index.htm\">rate beef jerky and meat sticks?<\/a><\/p>\n<p>Jerky Review (Limerick)<br \/>\nBy Madeleine Begun Kane<\/p>\n<p>Dear Consumer Reports, what a waste:<br \/>\nJudging jerky and meat sticks for taste.<br \/>\nThey&#8217;re all loaded with salt<br \/>\nAnd deserve a &#8220;Gevalt!&#8221;<br \/>\nWill you next rate the flavor of paste?<\/p>\n<p><strong>UPDATE:<\/strong>  June 12 is <a href=\"http:\/\/time.com\/2865737\/heres-mount-rushmore-made-out-of-beef-jerky\/\">National Jerky Day.<\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Does Consumer Reports really need to rate beef jerky and meat sticks? Jerky Review (Limerick) By Madeleine Begun Kane Dear Consumer Reports, what a waste: Judging jerky and meat sticks for taste. They&#8217;re all loaded with salt And deserve a &#8220;Gevalt!&#8221; Will you next rate the flavor of paste? UPDATE: June 12 is National Jerky [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[41,23,122,42,43,1524,45],"tags":[3460,3461,3459,3464,412,328,200,2096,3462,4935,4171,5012,3463],"class_list":["post-18801","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-food-drink-humor","category-health-humor","category-health-verse","category-limericks","category-media-humor","category-odd-holidays","category-shopping-humor","tag-beef-jerky","tag-consumer-ratings","tag-consumer-reports","tag-cured-meat","tag-food-humor","tag-food-verse","tag-health-limerick","tag-june-holidays","tag-meat-sticks","tag-media-humor","tag-national-jerky-day","tag-odd-holidays","tag-salt"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.madkane.com\/humor_blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/18801","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.madkane.com\/humor_blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.madkane.com\/humor_blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.madkane.com\/humor_blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.madkane.com\/humor_blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=18801"}],"version-history":[{"count":14,"href":"http:\/\/www.madkane.com\/humor_blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/18801\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":26625,"href":"http:\/\/www.madkane.com\/humor_blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/18801\/revisions\/26625"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.madkane.com\/humor_blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=18801"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.madkane.com\/humor_blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=18801"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.madkane.com\/humor_blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=18801"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}