{"id":18728,"date":"2013-02-03T20:51:16","date_gmt":"2013-02-04T00:51:16","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.madkane.com\/humor_blog\/?p=18728"},"modified":"2013-02-03T21:32:29","modified_gmt":"2013-02-04T01:32:29","slug":"super-bowl-chicken-wings-microwave-humor","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"http:\/\/www.madkane.com\/humor_blog\/2013\/02\/03\/super-bowl-chicken-wings-microwave-humor\/","title":{"rendered":"The Perils Of Super Bowl Fare  (Limerick)"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>The Perils Of Super Bowl Fare  (Limerick)<br \/>\nBy Madeleine Begun Kane<\/p>\n<p>My blood nearly came to a boil,<br \/>\nAs our microwave flamed.  Was it oil?<br \/>\nWe stopped it in time,<br \/>\nAnd Mark&#8217;s wings were sublime.<br \/>\nLesson learned: They come wrapped up in foil.<\/p>\n<p>(While engrossed in the game, hubby Mark absent-mindedly put his box of Pizza Hut chicken wings in the microwave.  Bad idea!)<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>The Perils Of Super Bowl Fare (Limerick) By Madeleine Begun Kane My blood nearly came to a boil, As our microwave flamed. Was it oil? We stopped it in time, And Mark&#8217;s wings were sublime. Lesson learned: They come wrapped up in foil. (While engrossed in the game, hubby Mark absent-mindedly put his box of [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":[],"categories":[49,41,46,42,2,16,19],"tags":[1678,3448,3446,3447,1885,412,328,1369,255,3449,3445,1041,4917,1042],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.madkane.com\/humor_blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/18728"}],"collection":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.madkane.com\/humor_blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.madkane.com\/humor_blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.madkane.com\/humor_blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.madkane.com\/humor_blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=18728"}],"version-history":[{"count":9,"href":"http:\/\/www.madkane.com\/humor_blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/18728\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":18737,"href":"http:\/\/www.madkane.com\/humor_blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/18728\/revisions\/18737"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.madkane.com\/humor_blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=18728"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.madkane.com\/humor_blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=18728"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.madkane.com\/humor_blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=18728"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}