{"id":18656,"date":"2015-12-09T02:52:10","date_gmt":"2015-12-09T06:52:10","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.madkane.com\/humor_blog\/?p=18656"},"modified":"2015-12-09T02:52:10","modified_gmt":"2015-12-09T06:52:10","slug":"pastry-day-humor","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"http:\/\/www.madkane.com\/humor_blog\/2015\/12\/09\/pastry-day-humor\/","title":{"rendered":"Happy National Pastry Day (Limerick)"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>A pastry chef promised to can<br \/>\nAll her plans to procure a nice tan,<br \/>\nCuz fresh wrinkles appeared<br \/>\nEv&#8217;ry day, which she feared<br \/>\nCame from baking like cake in a pan.<\/p>\n<p>Happy <a href=\"http:\/\/www.punchbowl.com\/holidays\/national-pastry-day\">National Pastry Day<\/a>.  (December 9)<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>A pastry chef promised to can All her plans to procure a nice tan, Cuz fresh wrinkles appeared Ev&#8217;ry day, which she feared Came from baking like cake in a pan. Happy National Pastry Day. (December 9)<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":[],"categories":[41,42,1524],"tags":[4057,2092,412,328,4641,5012,4640,4642,925,3524,929],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.madkane.com\/humor_blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/18656"}],"collection":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.madkane.com\/humor_blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.madkane.com\/humor_blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.madkane.com\/humor_blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.madkane.com\/humor_blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=18656"}],"version-history":[{"count":23,"href":"http:\/\/www.madkane.com\/humor_blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/18656\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":35242,"href":"http:\/\/www.madkane.com\/humor_blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/18656\/revisions\/35242"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.madkane.com\/humor_blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=18656"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.madkane.com\/humor_blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=18656"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.madkane.com\/humor_blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=18656"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}