{"id":18612,"date":"2013-01-29T15:26:29","date_gmt":"2013-01-29T19:26:29","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.madkane.com\/humor_blog\/?p=18612"},"modified":"2013-01-29T15:26:29","modified_gmt":"2013-01-29T19:26:29","slug":"criminal-escape-humor","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"http:\/\/www.madkane.com\/humor_blog\/2013\/01\/29\/criminal-escape-humor\/","title":{"rendered":"Happy National Escape Day (Jan 30th) (Limerick)"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>So, is everyone ready for <a href=\"http:\/\/www.theultimateholidaysite.com\/holidays\/2012-1\/#!national-escape-day\">National Escape Day<\/a> (January 30th)?  I didn&#8217;t think so.<\/p>\n<p>Here&#8217;s a limerick to celebrate, although I&#8217;m pretty sure this isn&#8217;t the sort of &#8220;escape&#8221; the holiday founders had in mind:<\/p>\n<p>No Escape (Limerick)<br \/>\nBy Madeleine Begun Kane<\/p>\n<p>A felon was trying to run,<br \/>\nBut his plan to escape was undone:<br \/>\nHe tripped and he fell,<br \/>\nTumbling into a well.<br \/>\nNever run while you&#8217;re under the gun.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>So, is everyone ready for National Escape Day (January 30th)? I didn&#8217;t think so. Here&#8217;s a limerick to celebrate, although I&#8217;m pretty sure this isn&#8217;t the sort of &#8220;escape&#8221; the holiday founders had in mind: No Escape (Limerick) By Madeleine Begun Kane A felon was trying to run, But his plan to escape was undone: [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":[],"categories":[48,42,1524],"tags":[3381,3434,350,3371,3433,5012,1060,3435],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.madkane.com\/humor_blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/18612"}],"collection":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.madkane.com\/humor_blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.madkane.com\/humor_blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.madkane.com\/humor_blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.madkane.com\/humor_blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=18612"}],"version-history":[{"count":8,"href":"http:\/\/www.madkane.com\/humor_blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/18612\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":18620,"href":"http:\/\/www.madkane.com\/humor_blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/18612\/revisions\/18620"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.madkane.com\/humor_blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=18612"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.madkane.com\/humor_blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=18612"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.madkane.com\/humor_blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=18612"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}