{"id":18478,"date":"2013-01-23T17:45:32","date_gmt":"2013-01-23T21:45:32","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.madkane.com\/humor_blog\/?p=18478"},"modified":"2013-01-23T17:45:32","modified_gmt":"2013-01-23T21:45:32","slug":"facebook-limerick","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"http:\/\/www.madkane.com\/humor_blog\/2013\/01\/23\/facebook-limerick\/","title":{"rendered":"Dear Facebook: Enough With The Questions! (Limerick)"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>Every time I sign on to Facebook, I&#8217;m confronted by stupid questions from Facebook, meant to prompt me to post.  Alas, they&#8217;re more likely to prompt me to scream.<\/p>\n<p>Dear Facebook: Enough With The Questions! (Limerick)<br \/>\nBy Madeleine Begun Kane<\/p>\n<p>Dear Facebook, don&#8217;t ask how I&#8217;m doing,<br \/>\nOr feeling or even what&#8217;s brewing.<br \/>\n&#8220;How&#8217;s it going?&#8221; will rile me.<br \/>\nDon&#8217;t try to beguile me<br \/>\nWith gimmicks, or brace for some booing.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Every time I sign on to Facebook, I&#8217;m confronted by stupid questions from Facebook, meant to prompt me to post. Alas, they&#8217;re more likely to prompt me to scream. Dear Facebook: Enough With The Questions! (Limerick) By Madeleine Begun Kane Dear Facebook, don&#8217;t ask how I&#8217;m doing, Or feeling or even what&#8217;s brewing. &#8220;How&#8217;s it [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":[],"categories":[757,42,43,1831],"tags":[4995,1175,1179,1178],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.madkane.com\/humor_blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/18478"}],"collection":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.madkane.com\/humor_blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.madkane.com\/humor_blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.madkane.com\/humor_blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.madkane.com\/humor_blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=18478"}],"version-history":[{"count":7,"href":"http:\/\/www.madkane.com\/humor_blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/18478\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":18485,"href":"http:\/\/www.madkane.com\/humor_blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/18478\/revisions\/18485"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.madkane.com\/humor_blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=18478"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.madkane.com\/humor_blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=18478"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.madkane.com\/humor_blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=18478"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}