{"id":18465,"date":"2013-01-23T15:48:10","date_gmt":"2013-01-23T19:48:10","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.madkane.com\/humor_blog\/?p=18465"},"modified":"2013-01-23T15:48:10","modified_gmt":"2013-01-23T19:48:10","slug":"are-cricket-bars-cricket-limerick","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"http:\/\/www.madkane.com\/humor_blog\/2013\/01\/23\/are-cricket-bars-cricket-limerick\/","title":{"rendered":"Are Cricket Bars Cricket? (Limerick)"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>Warning: If you&#8217;re into <a href=\"http:\/\/www.wpri.com\/dpp\/news\/local_news\/crickets-latest-protein-bar-trend\">energy bars<\/a>, be sure to read the label <strong>before<\/strong> ingesting:<\/p>\n<blockquote><p>The latest energy bar on the market uses crickets as its protein source.<\/p>\n<p>Living Earth natural food store in Worcester started selling Feed The Revolution bars around Christmas.<\/p>\n<p>The crickets are raised in Utah and ground into a fine powder said to be high in protein&#8230;<\/p><\/blockquote>\n<p>Are Cricket Bars Cricket? (Limerick)<br \/>\nBy Madeleine Begun Kane<\/p>\n<p>A bathroom-bound man felt sub-par<br \/>\nAfter eating an energy bar.<br \/>\nHe exclaimed, &#8220;Sticky wicket!<br \/>\nI&#8217;ve just eaten cricket!<br \/>\nInsect protein is going too far!&#8221;<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Warning: If you&#8217;re into energy bars, be sure to read the label before ingesting: The latest energy bar on the market uses crickets as its protein source. Living Earth natural food store in Worcester started selling Feed The Revolution bars around Christmas. The crickets are raised in Utah and ground into a fine powder said [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":[],"categories":[41,23,122,76,42],"tags":[827,3415,3414,3417,412,1941,149,1338,3416,3419,3418],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.madkane.com\/humor_blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/18465"}],"collection":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.madkane.com\/humor_blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.madkane.com\/humor_blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.madkane.com\/humor_blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.madkane.com\/humor_blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=18465"}],"version-history":[{"count":12,"href":"http:\/\/www.madkane.com\/humor_blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/18465\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":18477,"href":"http:\/\/www.madkane.com\/humor_blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/18465\/revisions\/18477"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.madkane.com\/humor_blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=18465"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.madkane.com\/humor_blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=18465"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.madkane.com\/humor_blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=18465"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}