{"id":183,"date":"2007-07-12T15:29:36","date_gmt":"2007-07-12T19:29:36","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.madkane.com\/humor_blog\/2007\/07\/12\/pity-the-poor-lawyer-limerick\/"},"modified":"2010-06-15T00:39:28","modified_gmt":"2010-06-15T04:39:28","slug":"pity-the-poor-lawyer-limerick","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"http:\/\/www.madkane.com\/humor_blog\/2007\/07\/12\/pity-the-poor-lawyer-limerick\/","title":{"rendered":"Pity The Poor Lawyer (Limerick)"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>Pity The Poor Lawyer<br \/>\nBy Madeleine Begun Kane<\/p>\n<p>&#8220;Your billable hours are low,&#8221;<br \/>\nSaid the partner. &#8220;They simply must grow.<br \/>\nIt behooves you to hike them<br \/>\nOr better, please spike them.<br \/>\nTo lunch breaks and sleep, just say no!&#8221;<\/p>\n<p>(This is but one of many reasons why I&#8217;m a &#8220;recovering lawyer.&#8221; You can find more of my <a href=\"http:\/\/www.madkane.com\/legalhumor.html\">law humor here.<\/a>)<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Pity The Poor Lawyer By Madeleine Begun Kane &#8220;Your billable hours are low,&#8221; Said the partner. &#8220;They simply must grow. It behooves you to hike them Or better, please spike them. To lunch breaks and sleep, just say no!&#8221; (This is but one of many reasons why I&#8217;m a &#8220;recovering lawyer.&#8221; You can find more [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[81,14,10,42,8,4],"tags":[1356,1357,1355,1358,1359,1360],"class_list":["post-183","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-anxiety-stress","category-business-humor","category-legal-humor","category-limericks","category-money-humor","category-workplace-humor","tag-billable-hours","tag-law-partner","tag-lawyer-limerick","tag-lunch-breaks","tag-work-satire","tag-workplace-limerick"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.madkane.com\/humor_blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/183","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.madkane.com\/humor_blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.madkane.com\/humor_blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.madkane.com\/humor_blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.madkane.com\/humor_blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=183"}],"version-history":[{"count":1,"href":"http:\/\/www.madkane.com\/humor_blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/183\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":2493,"href":"http:\/\/www.madkane.com\/humor_blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/183\/revisions\/2493"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.madkane.com\/humor_blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=183"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.madkane.com\/humor_blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=183"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.madkane.com\/humor_blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=183"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}