{"id":18276,"date":"2013-01-18T04:58:44","date_gmt":"2013-01-18T08:58:44","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.madkane.com\/humor_blog\/?p=18276"},"modified":"2013-01-18T10:30:52","modified_gmt":"2013-01-18T14:30:52","slug":"moisturizing-denim-spa-jeans-humor","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"http:\/\/www.madkane.com\/humor_blog\/2013\/01\/18\/moisturizing-denim-spa-jeans-humor\/","title":{"rendered":"Fashion  Success &#8230; or Washout? (Limerick)"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>Have I got an invention for you: <a href=\"http:\/\/www.nydailynews.com\/life-style\/fashion\/lizzie-jagger-teams-wrangler-moisturizing-jeans-article-1.1241804\">Moisturizing jeans!<\/a><\/p>\n<p>Yes, according to at least one jeans manufacturer, denim dries out your skin.  Unless, of course, you wear THEIR product: Wrangler&#8217;s  &#8220;Denim Spa&#8221; jeans.<\/p>\n<p>I swear that I&#8217;m <strong>not<\/strong> pulling your leg.<\/p>\n<p>Fashion  Success &#8230; or Washout? (Limerick)<br \/>\nBy Madeleine Begun Kane<\/p>\n<p>Dreadful news for the dungaree-set,<br \/>\nOf a threat that may just make you sweat:<br \/>\nDenim dries out your skin!<br \/>\nThat&#8217;s where &#8220;Spa&#8221; jeans fit in:<br \/>\nRehydration&#8217;s their claim &#8212; sounds all wet!<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Have I got an invention for you: Moisturizing jeans! Yes, according to at least one jeans manufacturer, denim dries out your skin. Unless, of course, you wear THEIR product: Wrangler&#8217;s &#8220;Denim Spa&#8221; jeans. I swear that I&#8217;m not pulling your leg. Fashion Success &#8230; or Washout? (Limerick) By Madeleine Begun Kane Dreadful news for the [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":[],"categories":[37,42,2378,68],"tags":[5013,3403,3407,3405,4931,2063,3404,3406,3398,3408],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.madkane.com\/humor_blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/18276"}],"collection":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.madkane.com\/humor_blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.madkane.com\/humor_blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.madkane.com\/humor_blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.madkane.com\/humor_blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=18276"}],"version-history":[{"count":21,"href":"http:\/\/www.madkane.com\/humor_blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/18276\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":18298,"href":"http:\/\/www.madkane.com\/humor_blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/18276\/revisions\/18298"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.madkane.com\/humor_blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=18276"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.madkane.com\/humor_blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=18276"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.madkane.com\/humor_blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=18276"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}