{"id":182,"date":"2007-07-04T02:40:29","date_gmt":"2007-07-04T06:40:29","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.madkane.com\/humor_blog\/2007\/07\/04\/a-modest-dating-proposal-for-anxious-guys\/"},"modified":"2010-02-06T01:22:26","modified_gmt":"2010-02-06T05:22:26","slug":"a-modest-dating-proposal-for-anxious-guys","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"http:\/\/www.madkane.com\/humor_blog\/2007\/07\/04\/a-modest-dating-proposal-for-anxious-guys\/","title":{"rendered":"A Modest Dating Proposal For Anxious Guys"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>A Modest Dating Proposal For Anxious Guys\u00a0 (Limerick)<br \/>\nBy Madeleine Begun Kane<\/p>\n<p>Introducing your gal to your mom?<br \/>\nAre you worried your intro will bomb?<br \/>\nWell here&#8217;s some advice<br \/>\nSo the meeting goes nice:<br \/>\nFirst tell her your date&#8217;s name is Tom. <\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>A Modest Dating Proposal For Anxious Guys\u00a0 (Limerick) By Madeleine Begun Kane Introducing your gal to your mom? Are you worried your intro will bomb? Well here&#8217;s some advice So the meeting goes nice: First tell her your date&#8217;s name is Tom.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[81,11,63,13,42,18,16,32],"tags":[1029,1028,1032,1030,1031,1033,152,147,432,160],"class_list":["post-182","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-anxiety-stress","category-battle-of-the-sexes","category-dating-humor","category-family-humor","category-limericks","category-parents-humor","category-relationship-humor","category-social-satire","tag-dates","tag-dating","tag-gender-issues","tag-introductions","tag-meetings","tag-modest-proposal","tag-moms","tag-mothers","tag-parenting","tag-parents"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.madkane.com\/humor_blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/182","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.madkane.com\/humor_blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.madkane.com\/humor_blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.madkane.com\/humor_blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.madkane.com\/humor_blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=182"}],"version-history":[{"count":1,"href":"http:\/\/www.madkane.com\/humor_blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/182\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":1464,"href":"http:\/\/www.madkane.com\/humor_blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/182\/revisions\/1464"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.madkane.com\/humor_blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=182"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.madkane.com\/humor_blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=182"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.madkane.com\/humor_blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=182"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}