{"id":1815,"date":"2010-03-05T17:09:32","date_gmt":"2010-03-05T21:09:32","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.madkane.com\/humor_blog\/?p=1815"},"modified":"2011-03-31T02:57:49","modified_gmt":"2011-03-31T06:57:49","slug":"yet-another-national-grammar-day-limerick","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"http:\/\/www.madkane.com\/humor_blog\/2010\/03\/05\/yet-another-national-grammar-day-limerick\/","title":{"rendered":"Yet Another National Grammar Day Limerick"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>Yesterday I celebrated National Grammar Day by writing this <a href=\"http:\/\/www.madkane.com\/humor_blog\/2010\/03\/04\/national-grammar-day-humor\/\">limerick<\/a>. Well, on the theory that syntax mockery ain&#8217;t a sin, I&#8217;ve written another:<\/p>\n<p>Yet Another Limerick Ode To National Grammar Day<br \/>\nBy Madeleine Begun Kane<\/p>\n<p>Sometimes grammar rules feel like a yoke,<br \/>\nLike a jailer you&#8217;re dying to poke.<br \/>\nThough they live for a reason,<br \/>\nTo break them ain&#8217;t treason.<br \/>\nCuz guidelines are meant to be broke.<\/p>\n<p><em>Related Post: <a href=\"http:\/\/www.madkane.com\/humor_blog\/2007\/04\/03\/stop-yelling\/\">Stop Yelling!!!!!!!!!!<\/a><\/em><\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Yesterday I celebrated National Grammar Day by writing this limerick. Well, on the theory that syntax mockery ain&#8217;t a sin, I&#8217;ve written another: Yet Another Limerick Ode To National Grammar Day By Madeleine Begun Kane Sometimes grammar rules feel like a yoke, Like a jailer you&#8217;re dying to poke. Though they live for a reason, [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":[],"categories":[54,33,53,42,69],"tags":[1165,1837,1164,1166],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.madkane.com\/humor_blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1815"}],"collection":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.madkane.com\/humor_blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.madkane.com\/humor_blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.madkane.com\/humor_blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.madkane.com\/humor_blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=1815"}],"version-history":[{"count":6,"href":"http:\/\/www.madkane.com\/humor_blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1815\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":5846,"href":"http:\/\/www.madkane.com\/humor_blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1815\/revisions\/5846"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.madkane.com\/humor_blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=1815"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.madkane.com\/humor_blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=1815"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.madkane.com\/humor_blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=1815"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}