{"id":1802,"date":"2010-03-04T15:44:31","date_gmt":"2010-03-04T19:44:31","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.madkane.com\/humor_blog\/?p=1802"},"modified":"2011-03-31T02:58:48","modified_gmt":"2011-03-31T06:58:48","slug":"national-grammar-day-humor","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"http:\/\/www.madkane.com\/humor_blog\/2010\/03\/04\/national-grammar-day-humor\/","title":{"rendered":"Limerick Ode To National Grammar Day"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>I just found out that today, March 4th, is <a href=\"http:\/\/nationalgrammarday.com\/\">National Grammar Day.<\/a> So I decided to celebrate with a limerick:<\/p>\n<p>Limerick Ode To National Grammar Day<br \/>\nBy Madeleine Begun Kane<\/p>\n<p>It&#8217;s National Grammar Day.  Wow!<br \/>\nIs syntax important?  And how!<br \/>\nThough the rules may confuse,<br \/>\nYou should never abuse<br \/>\nOur great language. So rules them learn now!!!<\/p>\n<p><em>Related Posts: <a href=\"http:\/\/www.madkane.com\/humor_blog\/2007\/04\/03\/stop-yelling\/\">Stop Yelling!!!!!!!!!!<\/a> and <a href=\"http:\/\/www.madkane.com\/humor_blog\/2010\/03\/05\/yet-another-national-grammar-day-limerick\/\">Yet Another National Grammar Day Limerick.<\/a><\/em><\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>I just found out that today, March 4th, is National Grammar Day. So I decided to celebrate with a limerick: Limerick Ode To National Grammar Day By Madeleine Begun Kane It&#8217;s National Grammar Day. Wow! Is syntax important? And how! Though the rules may confuse, You should never abuse Our great language. So rules them [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[54,33,53,42,69],"tags":[1165,1837,1164,1166],"class_list":["post-1802","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-communication-humor","category-holiday-humor","category-language-humor","category-limericks","category-writing-humor","tag-grammar-limerick","tag-march-holidays","tag-national-grammar-day","tag-writing-publishing-humor"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.madkane.com\/humor_blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1802","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.madkane.com\/humor_blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.madkane.com\/humor_blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.madkane.com\/humor_blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.madkane.com\/humor_blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=1802"}],"version-history":[{"count":9,"href":"http:\/\/www.madkane.com\/humor_blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1802\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":5847,"href":"http:\/\/www.madkane.com\/humor_blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1802\/revisions\/5847"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.madkane.com\/humor_blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=1802"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.madkane.com\/humor_blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=1802"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.madkane.com\/humor_blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=1802"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}