{"id":1799,"date":"2010-03-24T23:55:51","date_gmt":"2010-03-25T03:55:51","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.madkane.com\/humor_blog\/?p=1799"},"modified":"2010-03-24T23:55:51","modified_gmt":"2010-03-25T03:55:51","slug":"rose-valenta","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"http:\/\/www.madkane.com\/humor_blog\/2010\/03\/24\/rose-valenta\/","title":{"rendered":"Limerick Ode To Rose Valenta"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>Congratulations to my friend, humor columnist <a href=\"http:\/\/rosevalenta.blogspot.com\/\">Rose Valenta<\/a> on the publication of her book <a href=\"http:\/\/www2.xlibris.com\/books\/webimages\/wd\/76617\/index.html\">Sitting on Cold Porcelain<\/a>. <\/p>\n<p>Here&#8217;s the limerick I wrote for Rose in honor of her book&#8217;s publication:<\/p>\n<p>A columnist &#8212; let&#8217;s call her Rose &#8212;<br \/>\nWrites delightfully humorous prose.<br \/>\nThe news is her muse.<br \/>\nShe&#8217;s a cure for the blues.<br \/>\nJust don&#8217;t read her while trying to doze.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Congratulations to my friend, humor columnist Rose Valenta on the publication of her book Sitting on Cold Porcelain. Here&#8217;s the limerick I wrote for Rose in honor of her book&#8217;s publication: A columnist &#8212; let&#8217;s call her Rose &#8212; Writes delightfully humorous prose. The news is her muse. She&#8217;s a cure for the blues. Just [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":[],"categories":[176,66],"tags":[1232,1231],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.madkane.com\/humor_blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1799"}],"collection":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.madkane.com\/humor_blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.madkane.com\/humor_blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.madkane.com\/humor_blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.madkane.com\/humor_blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=1799"}],"version-history":[{"count":8,"href":"http:\/\/www.madkane.com\/humor_blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1799\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":1983,"href":"http:\/\/www.madkane.com\/humor_blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1799\/revisions\/1983"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.madkane.com\/humor_blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=1799"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.madkane.com\/humor_blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=1799"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.madkane.com\/humor_blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=1799"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}