{"id":179,"date":"2007-06-26T14:50:04","date_gmt":"2007-06-26T18:50:04","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.madkane.com\/humor_blog\/2007\/06\/26\/fantasy-dear-editor-letter\/"},"modified":"2010-07-22T03:18:04","modified_gmt":"2010-07-22T07:18:04","slug":"fantasy-dear-editor-letter","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"http:\/\/www.madkane.com\/humor_blog\/2007\/06\/26\/fantasy-dear-editor-letter\/","title":{"rendered":"Fantasy &#8220;Dear Editor&#8221; Letter"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>Fantasy &#8220;Dear Editor&#8221; Letter (Limerick)<br \/>\nBy Madeleine Begun Kane<\/p>\n<p>My writing is great, you should know,<br \/>\nYet you turn it all down. What a blow!<br \/>\nYour taste is awry,<br \/>\nElse you surely would buy<br \/>\nMy submissions. I&#8217;m through. Keep your dough!<\/p>\n<p>(I wonder how many magazine and book editors have gotten letters like this.)<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Fantasy &#8220;Dear Editor&#8221; Letter (Limerick) By Madeleine Begun Kane My writing is great, you should know, Yet you turn it all down. What a blow! Your taste is awry, Else you surely would buy My submissions. I&#8217;m through. Keep your dough! (I wonder how many magazine and book editors have gotten letters like this.)<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[54,42,43,69],"tags":[1394,1396,1395,4954,1397],"class_list":["post-179","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-communication-humor","category-limericks","category-media-humor","category-writing-humor","tag-editor-humor","tag-letters-to-editor","tag-publishing-satire","tag-writing-humor","tag-writing-submission-humor"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.madkane.com\/humor_blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/179","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.madkane.com\/humor_blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.madkane.com\/humor_blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.madkane.com\/humor_blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.madkane.com\/humor_blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=179"}],"version-history":[{"count":2,"href":"http:\/\/www.madkane.com\/humor_blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/179\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":2673,"href":"http:\/\/www.madkane.com\/humor_blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/179\/revisions\/2673"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.madkane.com\/humor_blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=179"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.madkane.com\/humor_blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=179"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.madkane.com\/humor_blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=179"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}