{"id":1780,"date":"2010-03-02T18:10:31","date_gmt":"2010-03-02T22:10:31","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.madkane.com\/humor_blog\/?p=1780"},"modified":"2011-03-31T02:59:58","modified_gmt":"2011-03-31T06:59:58","slug":"spring-cleaning-limerick","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"http:\/\/www.madkane.com\/humor_blog\/2010\/03\/02\/spring-cleaning-limerick\/","title":{"rendered":"Dear Press: Clean Up Your Own Damn Mess!"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>Dear Press: Clean Up Your Own Damn Mess! (Limerick)<br \/>\nBy Madeleine Begun Kane<\/p>\n<p>We get headlines each March from the press:<br \/>\n&#8220;It&#8217;s Spring &#8212; Time To Clean Up Your Mess.&#8221;<br \/>\nSeems they&#8217;re too dumb to know<br \/>\nThat we&#8217;re still getting snow.<br \/>\nDear journos, stop giving me stress!<\/p>\n<p><em>Related Post: <a href=\"http:\/\/www.madkane.com\/guiltsprings.html\">Guilt Springs Eternal<\/a><\/em><\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Dear Press: Clean Up Your Own Damn Mess! (Limerick) By Madeleine Begun Kane We get headlines each March from the press: &#8220;It&#8217;s Spring &#8212; Time To Clean Up Your Mess.&#8221; Seems they&#8217;re too dumb to know That we&#8217;re still getting snow. Dear journos, stop giving me stress! Related Post: Guilt Springs Eternal<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[81,57,46,42,43,58,59],"tags":[433,332,1837,1162,716,277,1163,573],"class_list":["post-1780","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-anxiety-stress","category-chores-humor","category-house-home-humor","category-limericks","category-media-humor","category-seasons-humor","category-weather-humor","tag-house-home","tag-household-chores","tag-march-holidays","tag-media-limerick","tag-seasonal-verse","tag-spring-cleaning","tag-stress-humor","tag-weather-poem"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.madkane.com\/humor_blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1780","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.madkane.com\/humor_blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.madkane.com\/humor_blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.madkane.com\/humor_blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.madkane.com\/humor_blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=1780"}],"version-history":[{"count":11,"href":"http:\/\/www.madkane.com\/humor_blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1780\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":5848,"href":"http:\/\/www.madkane.com\/humor_blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1780\/revisions\/5848"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.madkane.com\/humor_blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=1780"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.madkane.com\/humor_blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=1780"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.madkane.com\/humor_blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=1780"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}