{"id":17627,"date":"2012-12-11T15:48:11","date_gmt":"2012-12-11T19:48:11","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.madkane.com\/humor_blog\/?p=17627"},"modified":"2012-12-11T15:48:11","modified_gmt":"2012-12-11T19:48:11","slug":"bad-memory-humor-2","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"http:\/\/www.madkane.com\/humor_blog\/2012\/12\/11\/bad-memory-humor-2\/","title":{"rendered":"Limerick Ode To A Bad Memory"},"content":{"rendered":"

Limerick Ode To A Bad Memory
\nBy Madeleine Begun Kane<\/p>\n

My memory’s terribly rotten,
\nSo I don’t absorb data like cotton.
\nMy mind’s for the birds
\nCuz I keep losing words:
\nHypermnesiac’s<\/a><\/em> meaning? Forgotten!<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"

Limerick Ode To A Bad Memory By Madeleine Begun Kane My memory’s terribly rotten, So I don’t absorb data like cotton. My mind’s for the birds Cuz I keep losing words: Hypermnesiac’s meaning? Forgotten!<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[42,108,22],"tags":[3341,3339,509,3340],"class_list":["post-17627","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-limericks","category-memory-humor","category-mental-health-humor","tag-brain-limerick","tag-hypermnesia","tag-memory-limerick","tag-words-humor"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.madkane.com\/humor_blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/17627","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.madkane.com\/humor_blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.madkane.com\/humor_blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.madkane.com\/humor_blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.madkane.com\/humor_blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=17627"}],"version-history":[{"count":15,"href":"http:\/\/www.madkane.com\/humor_blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/17627\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":17644,"href":"http:\/\/www.madkane.com\/humor_blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/17627\/revisions\/17644"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.madkane.com\/humor_blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=17627"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.madkane.com\/humor_blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=17627"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.madkane.com\/humor_blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=17627"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}