Married To Money
\nBy Madeleine Begun Kane<\/p>\n
He’s a cheapskate, so stingy with cash,
\nThat he threw an embarrassing bash:
\nWhen his daughter was wed
\nHe paid eight bucks a head,
\nSo no band, booze, or blooms \u2014 only hash.<\/p>\n
I have lots more money humor here.<\/a>\u00a0 And don’t forget to enter my money-themed limerick contest with money prizes.<\/a> Okay, not a lot<\/strong> of money, but still… <\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":" Married To Money By Madeleine Begun Kane He’s a cheapskate, so stingy with cash, That he threw an embarrassing bash: When his daughter was wed He paid eight bucks a head, So no band, booze, or blooms \u2014 only hash. I have lots more money humor here.\u00a0 And don’t forget to enter my money-themed limerick […]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[49,77,40,13,41,42,2,8,18,16],"tags":[1352,1354,383,432,1353,1351],"class_list":["post-176","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-behavior-personality","category-celebrations-poetry","category-children-humor","category-family-humor","category-food-drink-humor","category-limericks","category-marriage-humor","category-money-humor","category-parents-humor","category-relationship-humor","tag-cheapskate-humor","tag-family-relatives-humor","tag-marriage-limerick","tag-parenting","tag-stinginess","tag-wedding-limerick"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.madkane.com\/humor_blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/176","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.madkane.com\/humor_blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.madkane.com\/humor_blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.madkane.com\/humor_blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.madkane.com\/humor_blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=176"}],"version-history":[{"count":3,"href":"http:\/\/www.madkane.com\/humor_blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/176\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":2492,"href":"http:\/\/www.madkane.com\/humor_blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/176\/revisions\/2492"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.madkane.com\/humor_blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=176"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.madkane.com\/humor_blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=176"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.madkane.com\/humor_blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=176"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}