{"id":17528,"date":"2012-12-06T18:45:34","date_gmt":"2012-12-06T22:45:34","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.madkane.com\/humor_blog\/?p=17528"},"modified":"2015-10-22T15:18:44","modified_gmt":"2015-10-22T19:18:44","slug":"nobby-humor","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"http:\/\/www.madkane.com\/humor_blog\/2012\/12\/06\/nobby-humor\/","title":{"rendered":"Nobby Limerick"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>I learned a new word today: <a href=\"http:\/\/www.memidex.com\/nobby\">Nobby<\/a>, which means elegant and stylish.  Please don&#8217;t dress me down for using it in a limerick:<\/p>\n<p>Nobby Limerick<br \/>\nBy Madeleine Begun Kane<\/p>\n<p>A chic woman arrived in the lobby<br \/>\nOf a shop that was known to be snobby.<br \/>\nBut its nobby couture<br \/>\nHeld for her no allure:<br \/>\nSky-high hems don&#8217;t suit knees that are knobby.<\/p>\n<p>UPDATE:  October 22 is <a href=\"http:\/\/holidaydoodles.com\/?p=2766\">National Knee Day<\/a>.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>I learned a new word today: Nobby, which means elegant and stylish. Please don&#8217;t dress me down for using it in a limerick: Nobby Limerick By Madeleine Begun Kane A chic woman arrived in the lobby Of a shop that was known to be snobby. But its nobby couture Held for her no allure: Sky-high [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":[],"categories":[37,42,1524,68,45],"tags":[3333,161,5013,3334,526,3335,4605,3332,2094,5012,4953,4937,2594,1717],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.madkane.com\/humor_blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/17528"}],"collection":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.madkane.com\/humor_blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.madkane.com\/humor_blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.madkane.com\/humor_blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.madkane.com\/humor_blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=17528"}],"version-history":[{"count":9,"href":"http:\/\/www.madkane.com\/humor_blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/17528\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":34637,"href":"http:\/\/www.madkane.com\/humor_blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/17528\/revisions\/34637"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.madkane.com\/humor_blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=17528"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.madkane.com\/humor_blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=17528"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.madkane.com\/humor_blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=17528"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}