{"id":17496,"date":"2013-04-18T16:48:32","date_gmt":"2013-04-18T20:48:32","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.madkane.com\/humor_blog\/?p=17496"},"modified":"2013-04-18T16:48:32","modified_gmt":"2013-04-18T20:48:32","slug":"idiom-idiocy-day-humor","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"http:\/\/www.madkane.com\/humor_blog\/2013\/04\/18\/idiom-idiocy-day-humor\/","title":{"rendered":"Happy &#8220;Idiom Idiocy Day&#8221;"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>I&#8217;ll bet you didn&#8217;t know that April 18th is <em>Idiom Idiocy Day<\/em>.  How do you celebrate it?  By using idioms amusingly in verse, jokes, or short prose.<\/p>\n<p>Limerick Ode To Idiom Idiocy Day<br \/>\nBy Madeleine Begun Kane<\/p>\n<p>A fellow was biding his time<br \/>\nAnd refusing to get off the dime.<br \/>\nHe was dragging his feet<br \/>\nAnd could not take the heat.<br \/>\nHis idiom use?  It&#8217;s a crime!<\/p>\n<p>Author&#8217;s Note: <em>Idiom Idiocy Day<\/em> is a brand new annual holiday established by none other than MOI. Why?  Because it doesn&#8217;t exist, and it NEEDS to.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>I&#8217;ll bet you didn&#8217;t know that April 18th is Idiom Idiocy Day. How do you celebrate it? By using idioms amusingly in verse, jokes, or short prose. Limerick Ode To Idiom Idiocy Day By Madeleine Begun Kane A fellow was biding his time And refusing to get off the dime. He was dragging his feet [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":[],"categories":[33,2273,53,42,1524],"tags":[2090,5021,3580,3579,427,5012,4977],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.madkane.com\/humor_blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/17496"}],"collection":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.madkane.com\/humor_blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.madkane.com\/humor_blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.madkane.com\/humor_blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.madkane.com\/humor_blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=17496"}],"version-history":[{"count":10,"href":"http:\/\/www.madkane.com\/humor_blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/17496\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":20357,"href":"http:\/\/www.madkane.com\/humor_blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/17496\/revisions\/20357"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.madkane.com\/humor_blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=17496"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.madkane.com\/humor_blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=17496"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.madkane.com\/humor_blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=17496"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}