{"id":17418,"date":"2012-12-01T18:51:03","date_gmt":"2012-12-01T22:51:03","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.madkane.com\/humor_blog\/?p=17418"},"modified":"2012-12-01T18:51:03","modified_gmt":"2012-12-01T22:51:03","slug":"painting-humor","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"http:\/\/www.madkane.com\/humor_blog\/2012\/12\/01\/painting-humor\/","title":{"rendered":"Paint-Challenged Limerick"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>Paint-Challenged Limerick<br \/>\nBy Madeleine Begun Kane<\/p>\n<p>My talent for painting is humble<br \/>\nAnd whenever I try it, I stumble.<br \/>\nRealistic&#8217;s my aim.<br \/>\nThen I fail and just claim<br \/>\nIt&#8217;s an abstract, obscured by a scumble.<\/p>\n<p>Note from Mad Kane:  I can&#8217;t paint at all, and I never go near a paintbrush.  But the new-to-me word <a href=\"http:\/\/www.memidex.com\/scumble\">&#8220;scumble&#8221;<\/a> came up in a limerick prompt mailing list, and I couldn&#8217;t resist trying to use it.  <\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Paint-Challenged Limerick By Madeleine Begun Kane My talent for painting is humble And whenever I try it, I stumble. Realistic&#8217;s my aim. Then I fail and just claim It&#8217;s an abstract, obscured by a scumble. Note from Mad Kane: I can&#8217;t paint at all, and I never go near a paintbrush. But the new-to-me word [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[83,42,103],"tags":[3320,3322,3318,3038,3319,3321],"class_list":["post-17418","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-art-humor-verse","category-limericks","category-poetry-prompts","tag-abstract-art-limerick","tag-artistic-talent-humor","tag-painting-humor","tag-paintings","tag-realism-limerick","tag-scumble-humor"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.madkane.com\/humor_blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/17418","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.madkane.com\/humor_blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.madkane.com\/humor_blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.madkane.com\/humor_blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.madkane.com\/humor_blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=17418"}],"version-history":[{"count":6,"href":"http:\/\/www.madkane.com\/humor_blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/17418\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":17424,"href":"http:\/\/www.madkane.com\/humor_blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/17418\/revisions\/17424"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.madkane.com\/humor_blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=17418"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.madkane.com\/humor_blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=17418"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.madkane.com\/humor_blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=17418"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}